by Adujasty343 June 8, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Notion Rhetorical Yet Shocked <&>aNd<&>Awed Notion<.7.9.7.6.>mug. One who is repetitively kicked in the stomach, with subsequent gut-wrenching anxiety, while remaining upright and wearing a fake smile. AKA: the college years.
“My friends were amazed that I was one of those student shock-absorbers and lived to talk about it. I did manage to get my degree. Yay for me!” - said flatly
by Dr Isaac September 16, 2018
Get the Student Shock-Absorbermug. The linebacker from Nigeria took the receiver's helmet off his head and positioned it so that when he started to stomp on his head, it crushed his head, as he made a sound kind of like Solomon towards the end of Blood Diamond (the shovel scene) as he did it. He didn't realize that most people playing football weren't doing that, this guy really wanted to win, and he was trying to give beyond one hundred percent all the time. It was always life or death for him, since he had been shell shocked since he was a kid.
by The Original Agahnim October 31, 2021
Get the Shell shockedmug. by ProfessionalAvocado October 5, 2024
Get the Shock Tuahmug. A term used for when you drink no liquids for 24 hours or more. After the time period, you drink a little sip of water and you'll get the feeling of "ascending into heaven".
by Sadjhj October 18, 2025
Get the Water Shockmug. by Acepalilla October 10, 2019
Get the Stinker shockmug. Webcam communicating with someone 2D at work for years only to meet them in person 3D suddenly causing serious disconcerting shock.
by joedaprogramma February 23, 2024
Get the 2D3D Shockmug.