2D3D Shock

Webcam communicating with someone 2D at work for years only to meet them in person 3D suddenly causing serious disconcerting shock.

I got 2D3D shock when I met the offshore team from Madrid at the conference. Alejandra is hawt.

by joedaprogramma February 23, 2024

Shock Tuah

When she uses a gag toy (such as shock gum) to give you head.

Person 1: My johnson hurts so bad.
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: My girl gave me shock tuah last night

by mfomari November 11, 2024

shock mount

A sexual move where a man tazes a woman after inserting into her asshole.

"Sara was buggin' after I shock mounted her"

by cmantheprophet December 28, 2020

Mouth-shock

The brief sensation when you are unsure if you like a food or drink on first try.

I really like the coffee from the new place. I had mouth-shock at first but on second try it’s really good.

by Ninja camel December 12, 2023

Shocked Cock

an uncircumcised cock (penis) that with the foreskin pulled back slightly gives the impression of looking shocked.

"Hey Linda! Come look at my Shocked Cock!"

by JackMasterBater November 9, 2023

Cock shock

When both a female and male partner orgasm simultaneously, during penetration, and it feels so good, that it’s a shock to the cock.

“Man! I loved cumming inside you, baby. That was a cock shock.”

by Doctorsukandi May 18, 2021

“shock in my socks”

noun.
a rock in your shoe,
or
one of those prickly plant cunts in your shoe.

ex.
1: Ah hell.
2: What?
1: Oh, I gotta “shock in my socks”.

by slapboichild September 4, 2022