stoned as a rock

When you penis is harder than hard.

Alex: Hey your penis is hard.
Drew: Yeah, it's stoned as a rock!

by solutionitis November 21, 2021

Schnedyne

A person with a lot of attitude and also nice and caring

Hey , Schnedyne
Schnedyne: 😒 What do you want ?
Someone : Pick me up

Schnedyne: Fine I’ll Do It 🙄

by Shay berl November 23, 2021

Stonedism

A Religion Based Around Mr Stoned. A Real Person. On Discord.

"Oh no sorry, i support Stonedism"

by Mr Stoned December 1, 2021

scomedy

A scary comedy movie.

yo you wanna watch a scomedy tonight?

by redbullskywalker December 2, 2021

stoned

Extremely high on marijuana. High to the point where you can’t hide it.

1: Bro i’m hiiii- as hellllllll
2: Bro your stoned as fuck

by StonedDefinitions January 22, 2022

Stoned

When you smoke to much bud and feel completely out of this world. Get the mean munchies and eat like a fucken pig. Chur

Person 1: Fuck my gewl how stoned did you get?
Person 2: Fuck my sis stoned enough to make me out of this world
Person 1: Shit my gewl no more buds for you lol

by Heartysis January 27, 2022

Stoned

The practice of presenting a (often colourfully painted or adorned) rock or stone at parkrun events in South Africa.

Koos stoned Christine at Hermanus parkrun with a beautiful rock from his homerun.

by Raditsebe January 29, 2022