New Orleans Root Beer Float

Having Thomas the Tank Engine fling a can of root beer into your asshole.

I sure wish my wife would let me do a New Orleans Root Beer Float, I love Thomas the Tank Engine.

by SunshineDickass May 31, 2024

Root

The slang term for "Penis" commonly used/heard in rural parts of Western New Brunswick, Canada. Alternatively called the "Bird" as well. Used mostly by local hillbillies to casually and crudely describe either their own penis or their friend's. Origin is unknown, though locals say it stems from the possible lack of collective IQ points in this specific rural region due to lack of Federal funding to rural areas.

1. "Don't pull out yer' dirty fuckin root there, bud! It's broad daylight! What are ya? A Goof?"

2. "Buddy in the locker room said I had a real big root hangin' off me, I ain't gay but I'm takin' that as a compliment fer sure!"

by anonymous July 16, 2024

root the parrot

To pay an electricity/power bill.

"I've saved a bit of money this month, Lyndon decided to root the parrot for me!"

by grishmael July 28, 2024

Scooby Doo on the Mug Root Beer

When a Scooby Doo is on a Mug Root Beer

SCOOBY DOO ON THE MUG ROOT BEER

by Monsieur Rizzman August 15, 2024

Community Roots Academy

Community Roots Academy is a large public school. In World War One, Two and Three It was used as an Air Force Base. Most people that attend this K-8 school are either Nazis or Germans. A lot of people come to this school to see what it was like in WWIII. On average, this school gets bombed about 30 times a year. But the amazing part is that only 3532 people have died from the bombings! All of the teachers at Community Roots Academy tried to get into art school but failed. Most teachers work for the German Government now. If you want to send your child here, send them with an M16 and an Assault Rifle. An acronym is most commonly used to refer to the schools name. The acronym is CRA.

"Im gonna go to Community Roots Academy"
-No one ever

by Joe_Swanson39 January 19, 2023

Barq's Root Beer

The poor man's Mug Root Beer for when you just want a large-ass $1 infinitely refillable cup from McDonald's to sit down with in the bathroom drinking enough root beer to be consistently pissing into and flooding the urinals from 3 feet away, destroy you kidneys and ruining everyone else's McBathroom experience

You know, I'm a mug fan, but damn, on any good day Barq's Root Beer's the SHIT

by IJustWantedToDefineOneWord January 27, 2023

root rub

Going to the hairdresser and getting your hair roots rubbed with hair dye.

Went to the hairdressers as my roots were showing so I got a root rub

by Macknificicacent February 1, 2023