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Community Roots Academy is a large public school. In World War One, Two and Three It was used as an Air Force Base. Most people that attend this K-8 school are either Nazis or Germans. A lot of people come to this school to see what it was like in WWIII. On average, this school gets bombed about 30 times a year. But the amazing part is that only 3532 people have died from the bombings! All of the teachers at Community Roots Academy tried to get into art school but failed. Most teachers work for the German Government now. If you want to send your child here, send them with an M16 and an Assault Rifle. An acronym is most commonly used to refer to the schools name. The acronym is CRA.
"Im gonna go to Community Roots Academy"
-No one ever
by Joe_Swanson39 January 19, 2023
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CRA, or Community Roots Academy is the place where Barney fought the Teletubbies. It was a hard fought battle between the two but the Teletubbies came out victorious. The battle lasted 23 days and 45432 nights. It ended when the Teletubbies dropped a thermo-nuclear bomb attached to a Intercontinental Ballistic Missal. It is now a K-9 School where most of Jesus's sons attend. Hail Hydra.
The Teletubbies won against Barney at CRA
by Joe_Swanson39 January 19, 2023
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Luisism is a fairly new religion. The main point of the religion is to unite all plumbers together to live happily. The leader and creator of Luisism is Luis Valenzuela. Luisism was started on Ground 0, the same place Jesus and Satan fought. Pope Trever is the pope of Luisism and there are many priests including Jonah Stein.
Luisism is the best religion.
by Joe_Swanson39 February 18, 2023
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