carlos rivera

Carlos rivera is very strong, smart, skillful in martial arts and is very loyal to girls and has a bunch of money

Carlos rivera grabs me and says lets do it as i say oh yes!

by Animelover15 December 8, 2016

middle river

A town in Baltimore County, MD that is dirty also named “Dirty River” and also known for drug dealers

Oh Middle River yeah it’s pretty trashy

by @NickBregoli March 11, 2018

Savannah River Chain Gang

The baddest fish catching motherfuckers on the face of the motherfucking planet. Also known for stealing your wives, girlfriends, and daughters(see: Jody), fucking them, and throwing them to the curb like last week’s takeout.

“Oh shit look at that motherfucker stacking striped bodies on deck! He must be Savannah River Chain Gang..... oh shit; where’s my wife and daughter???”

by Danielrushisafag September 18, 2018

Indian River Middle School

Piece of shit; fake people

Indian River Middle School is, filled with fake ass people and it’s a hell hole that know one should go to.

by Sarah Combs February 14, 2020

An Ohio River

A sexual act where 3 or more men masturbate on a womans neck and all the sperm drips down her back to her ass hole.

Dude i totally just pulled an Ohio river with 5 of my friends all over Kelly.

by Thecincinnatistalker1657 April 9, 2010

push the river

Futile attempt at changing a course of events.

Don't push the river by giving me all these self help books, go with the flow, or just go.

by fecund December 3, 2014

Up River

A slang term used in North West United States to describe lower income, Caucasian people, with poor health and/or hygiene standards that often live up the valleys’ hillsides who typically like Nascar.

Look at all the junk cars and broken washing machines in Billy-Bob's front lawn; he must be "up river".

by Rogue__Hero April 28, 2011