Reality-TV-Ache

A head ache which occurs after watching too many hours of reality television.

Person one: What's up, bro?

Person two: I watched too much Jersey Shore, now I have a reality-TV-ache.

Person one: I hate those!

by PurpleHampster November 27, 2012

Reality Pirate

An investigator of reality who regards the brain as a universal vessel and knowledge as booty.

Albert Einstein and Alan Watts are both fine examples of reality pirates.

by theoldcrow January 17, 2012

reality junkie

People who are obsessed with reality shows and spend more time watching the shows than on their personal lives. They act as tough the characters are their real friends.

She cancelled plans to go out with us so that she would watch Nene on the Housewives of Atlanta. She is such a reality junkie!

by cinder May 13, 2014

Realisticise

To make something more realistic, especially an expectation.

I started this PhD hoping to change the world, but had to realisticise the fuck out of it or I never would have finished.

by walkymatt July 24, 2014

realisologist

A practitioner of 'realisology'. A person who takes thoughts and makes them into a physical entity, a person who makes thoughts real.

Bert the caveman was the first realisologist, he made the thoughts that he had of something and took action by bringing them together into the real world and made the very first wheel.

by MrPwrites February 26, 2015

Reality Politics

When political hopefuls run their campaign as if they were starring on a reality TV show. Extremist remarks made by "celebriticians" (celebrity politicians) for the sole purpose of getting free publicity and increasing their ratings. A hybrid of reality TV and politics.

Wow... Donald Trump is engaging in some serious reality politics!

Can't wait to see if Donald Trump yells, "You're fired!" at Obama when he takes his Oath of Office next year... That would make for some great reality politics!

by la petite femme March 23, 2016

realitatemophobia

Fear from reality, that can be gained by told deterrent informations about world and reality to a victim, victim saw how can be reality cruel, etc.. Because of that, victim wants to be mostly in virtual reality (games, social websites, etc.) to ''run from reality''. Some of them can have suicidal thoughts, passing stress, nightmares, demophobia or insanity.

From my experience I had a friend with ''realitatemophobia''. He had those psychical effects. He is now in mental hospital. He wasn't leaving his home much, only when he need to buy food, water, shower gel etc., he was mostly sitting in front of the computer. I visited him and he didn't want to turn off computer. I turned it off by myself. For few minutes he was ok, than there comes passing stress and demophobia (fear of humans). I called ambulance.

by CoffeeK_ September 19, 2016