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Reality Pirate
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An investigator of
reality
who regards the
brain
as a universal vessel and
knowledge
as booty.
Albert Einstein and Alan Watts are both
fine
examples of
reality
pirates
.
Reality Pirate
by
theoldcrow
January 17, 2012