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hit with the reads

When your in a class and you and your friends are not working at ALL, but you teacher thinks you are wroking.
WOW, Dude. We "hit with the reads" on our teacher and she never picked up on it. All class we never did any work.
by Drew Debree July 4, 2016
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Kerrigan Reading

A freakin ahmazing person, your best friend, and the person everyone is jealous of. She is absolutely gorgeous in every way. Shes a great secret keeper, and will always be there for you. She looks like she couldnt harm a fly butt she can kick your freaking butt if she needs too. Shes usually a very great dancer and she kicks butt at everything she does. Shes such a great girlfriend and if you didnt give her a chance then youre missing out. She can sometimes be full of herself though. If you dont know a Kerrigan Reading you should because she is the best thing that will ever happen to you. Peace out!
Person: I can't beleive I dumped Kerrigan Reading!!! She was the most amazing person ever.

Person: I so wish I was friends with Kerrigan Reading. She seems so cool!!
by duckshutup August 7, 2010
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The Dom Read

When a gay kid calls out a arrogant kid for being scum in the card game called mafia.
I have the Dom read.

You do?

Yeah kill him!
by mafioso234 February 18, 2010
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The standing reading

When you spend a week on Mongolian, marching powder, and the door is locked on, the shitter perch, her self against a post and release all that backed up semi solid waste
Oh, that poor bastard hasta shit so bad and the doors locked. He’s gonna have to do “the standing reading”
by Carne asodomy June 13, 2023
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Sight reading

When a band performs a piece of music they've seen for the first time and have to listen to each other and adjust on the spot, typically in front of a judge or some form of evaluation.
"Ms. Smith signed a sight reading along with scale test."
by om51406 June 17, 2025
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Will Read

will read is known for how good at footy he is. He is so good that he can pull jack liascos's sister even though he is bigger than the moon and turns into the local pedo when around her. Anyone who is called will read already has a guarantee their dog is a bitch and hates you.
You must be Will Read, you pull mad bitches and play footy as well as Eddie betts!
by EddieBettsfingeredme April 7, 2022
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Brennan read

He is commonly known amonst his colleagues as a dosser and a Karen. He constantly complains about anything he gets the chance to. Brennan is a chelsea hooligan who believes that they are better than every other team in existence. He often cries and shouts in disbelief when they lose a game (which is quite a common occurance). Brennan is required to drink at least 5 litres of caffeine per day or he will be moodier than he already is. Brennan takes joy in ruining other peoples day and watching them suffer. He despises poor people and often looks down on them from his high horse.
by e.Trapz April 25, 2023
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