probets

A person who is useless at their job and fucks everything up. Is able to be promoted and is treated like a god by management.

"Oh that person over there, yeah she's a Probets"!!!!

by Luffenbob June 8, 2016

Proper Filth

Genuine, suitable disgusting, obscene and sometimes offensive dirty humor.

Engaging in dirty humor requires witty, proper filth.

by Abruzzo Principessa Italiana August 3, 2016

probestain

A model of car ranging from 1993 - 1997 built by ford called the probe. Has to have been severely modified and of two or more colors. Perferrably standard.

Joe: "I call it... Patches, the probestain!"

by Bries_wolves December 18, 2016

proper d

When the length of the dick allows for both of the partner's hands to grasp the shaft, and leave enough left over for the head to peak out.

"I was able to get both of my hands around it and then some!" . "He is working with a Proper D!...unlike Kurtis' baby d".

by FATJESUSBITCH June 29, 2017

probe nation

When a nation sticks something in another's butthole, specifically a stick or twig.

Kazakhstan probe nationed Belgium

by McSucc December 6, 2017

poobernating

The act of taking materials into a bathroom intending to spend an appreciable amount time on the toilet. Usually accompanied by a phone tablet but books and magazines may be used. Poobernating is complete once one or both legs have gone numb.

If you can’t find dad, try the bathroom. He’s been poobernating since he got home from work. He may need to have his legs amputated.

by Sdumas29 May 26, 2018

proaerostate

The action of filling your upper lip with air making appear inflated.

Luca: *Proaerostates*
Karl: "Luca! Stop proaerostating!"

by Frisky Ol Doggo May 30, 2018