face time pooping

when your taking a shit and you call someone on facetime just to let them know you are taking a shit and were thinking about them. maybe showing them your junk, or even the turd

i was face time pooping last night and no one would answer their phone

by lokoking83 June 24, 2011

tree chicken popping

Competitive squirrel shooting.

Hey Johns gonna go tree chicken popping. I hope it doesn't explode too much so we can gobble it open later.

by Rehawse October 13, 2019

yo booty popping

danielle cohn's signature move

p1: "did you see that one tiktok by @daniellecohn?"
p2: "no, which one?"
p1: "the iconinc yo booty popping vid"
p2: "wow ok i'm gonna have to check that out"

by we__irritating November 5, 2019

the international grape popping competition

A competition where women see how many male genitalia they can pop in 30seconds

The world record is 89!

Boy: The international grape popping competition is on on Friday and you going to go

Girl: No last time I got juice all over me

by Big_dick_kelly February 2, 2021

c o0wrjfg[porting

Een nieuw bestaand woord bedacht tijdens het herschrijven van de Nederlandse taalcanon;

Áh man, mijn dag was echt zo c o0wrjfgporting vandaag, ik wil echt c o0wrjfgporting, godverdec o0wrjfgporting.

by O~J November 29, 2023

Port-a-porking

The act of having sexual relations in a port-a-potty.

I was port-a-porking this chick at a job site.

by chinesecigar December 18, 2025