ham pocket

a vagina, the orifice in which you insert your sausage

Her ham pocket is oosing a green fluid, I think she may have an infected ham pocket

by eatin October 31, 2006

pocket money

1. Money that is in one's pocket and available for discretionary spending.

2. An excuse used in place of the real reason for a decision.

Guy1: Are you going to take your wife to the show?
Guy2: No, I already spent my pocket money on my girlfriend.

HR: Should we go ahead and hire that consultant?
Boss: No. He likes moonlighting for the pocket money.

by Crusty Old Man May 21, 2011

vagina pocket

A mesh pocket inside of workout shorts (typically Nike) in front of the vaginal area.

Caitlin had a fabulous pair of Nike shorts for softball with a convenient vagina pocket in the front for her iPod.

by moosemunchncabincrunch May 11, 2011

Pocket Ridic

A response to a ridiculous almost unbelievable story or statement. It is usually the only response that makes sense in the situtation.

Larry: Man last night i got pulled over three times on the way home...
Mark: That's Pocket Ridic man...

by Ajsan February 26, 2006

pocket boxer

A person who continiously keeps his hands in his pockets to play with his testicals.

Hey what's the new guy in the football
team like?I heard he was a pocket boxer.

by MADANGEL September 5, 2005

peach pocket

a synonym for a female's genitalia. See: vagina, cunt, pussy.

Two men are walking down the street and spot a very attractive woman across the road, conversation ensues-

Man 1: "Wow, I would love to stick my cock right in her peach pocket."

Man 2: "Yes, that would be nice."

by Liam Hollis January 9, 2009

Dick pocket

Using the foreskin as a little sack to keep prized possessions or valuables

I have some money in my dick pocket

by Johnny S. October 30, 2020