pocket asian

An Asian that easily fits anywhere one chooses to place it. Can be a compliment or an insult depending on how one uses it.
Compliment: “I passed my math test because of my pocket Asian.” give thumbs up
Insult: “Your girl must have left you since you were a pocket Asian!” insert evil laugh
by BishiBower September 10, 2009
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vagina pocket

A mesh pocket inside of workout shorts (typically Nike) in front of the vaginal area.
Caitlin had a fabulous pair of Nike shorts for softball with a convenient vagina pocket in the front for her iPod.
by moosemunchncabincrunch April 21, 2011
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ham pocket

a vagina, the orifice in which you insert your sausage
Her ham pocket is oosing a green fluid, I think she may have an infected ham pocket
by eatin October 31, 2006
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Dick pocket

Using the foreskin as a little sack to keep prized possessions or valuables
by Johnny S. October 30, 2020
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Pocket dial

Your pockets way of annoying your friends and family
Guy 1: Hello
Pocket dial: static
Guy 1: just got pocket dialed
by Savagecabbage29 April 15, 2017
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Pocket Pepper

1. Born out of the #metoo movement as a way for women to take back the power, a pocket pepper is a penis bulge in a bro’s pants. Especially tight pants. Like a male cameltoe.
Hey Becky, check out the sweet pocket pepper on Chad.
by Zbiggy July 04, 2019
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Pocket Boyfriend

A slang term used to describe a vibrator, i.e. a "boyfriend" that you can fit in your pocket.
Me: Jenny, what is that in your purse?
Jenny: oh.. it's just my.. pocket boyfriend *blush*
Me: *awkward silence*
by HiImTye June 19, 2012
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