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Picking Your Pecker

1. Quit picking your pecker and get to work!
2. After I get home I’ll hop in bed to start picking my pecker to some wild porn!
by The ROFL Place December 10, 2018
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Maine potato packers

When 2 Maine siblings make potato guns and have a contest of who can shoot more lubed potato’s up there ass then try to shit them out and cook them for diner
Maine potato packers can be fun
by Incest is the best February 27, 2019
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That put the wood in your pecker

That gave you an erection,something that excites you,
Took my kid for his first race down 1/4 mile drag race, turned to him and said "That put the wood in your pecker"
by MMcGowan September 20, 2012
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pecker snecker

This is a person who has a particurly sharp promonent nose, dresses like a tramp and wears specks! Pecker Sneckers tend to have a paranoid look to them and are always looking and absorbing things everywhere. When looking around their faces look squinted and constantly look as if they are staring directly at the sun! A rumour has it that a true Pecker Snecker is able to peck three pound of bird seed up from the ground with just his/her nose in less than a minute!!
*See a Pecker Snecker* "HA HA HA, look at the shneck on that!! What a fucking dirty Pecker Snecker!"
by John.D September 6, 2006
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Peckersock

A sock used to cum in during male masturbation.
To make clean up a snap, Tidd grabbed a dirty peckersock from the floor and blew his load in it.
by StikYaTungOut February 25, 2009
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pecker texting

When you send a random generated predictive text. Open the texting app start with a letter and peck the middle suggested word.
WTF bro, why do keep pecker texting me?

ho I am gonna go buy some milk and I'll take the rest out and get knocked off

WTF, knock it off!
by Theycallmebruce September 18, 2018
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six-packer

Noun: A butter-face who only seems attractive after a six-pack. Females of this nature can usually be found in any local dive bar.
Donnie rolled over in the morning, taken-aback by the six-packer he banged last night.
by Bangkok April 25, 2006
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