Mr.penrose

The most lit science teacher

Yo who’s your favorite teacher?
Mr.penrose, duh

by Urmommyinmybed42069 November 24, 2021

majo pero no me liaria

When smb from spain asks on the stories of instagram:

. Y digo si me lio (. And I say if I kiss you)

And the other person is ugly or you don’t want to be on a “lio” you say: MAJO PERO NO ME LIARIA.

You are majo pero no me liaria ,sorry

by yass_dguez March 1, 2022

Dutch perogie

When you bring cheez whiz into the bed, put it in your partner's butt crack, then lick it out. Potatoes and veggies optional but recommended

Dude, you know that chick I took home last night? I gave her a Dutch Perogie.

Bro, seek out professional help

by Dehydratedninja March 30, 2022

El Pedro

He is not a man. He is a lifestyle. Professional botanist and a maffia boss. Never mess with a lifestyle.

You: Did you met El Pedro?

Me: No, you must be like him if you want to see him.

by Rebel 2 March 10, 2023

Osvaldo Pedrol

A nigga person who is dead.

Yo osvaldo pedrol, are you death???

by paupedrol122 May 30, 2023

jose pedro balmaceda pascal

The most perfect man in the universe with slutty knee stances, deliciously broad shoulders, puppy dog eyes and a beautiful mustache.
He's your daddy.

Me: I want jose pedro balmaceda pascal to grab my neck and make me beg
Friend: I thought you said you wanted to lay in his arms until your daddy issues went away
Me: ...This is the way.

by It’s true. January 9, 2024

maelo/pedro

super gay and loves men, such as niko. sold with 69 girls and has a crush on his sister

Bro don’t be a maelo/pedro… that is so gay

by realfax_1 November 20, 2023