broke a muscle

A muscle break is like a tear, but more dramatic and explosive. Adults break, children tear. Muscle is used to pump iron, it ain’t paper.

A break is what occurs to gym rats in their pursuit of excellence. Like icarus’s wing when he flew too close to the sun, a muscle break is a humble nudge to the vile realities of the material world.

-“Yoooo Momo tore a bicep for the SECOND time in a row”
- I heard it was brutal, he flat out BROKE a muscle.

by Streatspear April 5, 2025

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Mussels Got Muscles

A group of mussels that has some nice big muscles.

"Yo those mussels got muscles! Man those muscles are absolutely huge bro! Anyways, let's eat!"

by ComputerWorld January 14, 2024

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Detroit Muscle

The anal sphincter.
The muscle that surrounds and closes the opening of the anus.

Ted Nugent loves to have a fist rammed up his Detroit Muscle when he's on tour.

by Dick Gosinyah July 17, 2022

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Billionaire muscles

Kind of like beer muscles, where some billionaires think they can walk over the little guy/people that oppose some of their plans/agenda. Some billionaires get the idea in their head that they are the hand that feeds everybody.

The guy/girl used his/her billionaire muscles to threaten to move sports teams unless people were taxed to keep them where they were (kind of like hostages). It was one of the many things a billionaire could do that others couldn't, and he/she often took advantage of it to fuck with people that he/she thought were weaker. Elite billionaires don't have to give a fuck what the little people want, they know that democracy doesn't get anybody too far when they are the ones building everything.

by The Original Agahnim December 20, 2021

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