The anal swab you do at the clinic, like a pap smear, but instead involves inserting a sterile cotton swab into your lower fun zone.
by Justclowntingz May 14, 2020
Get the Crap smearmug. by Annonomous3221 May 25, 2021
Get the Catapult crapmug. Journalism that is conveyed as a "news" story, but in reality is pointless and insignificant, even though it typically draws a large crowd. Usually in the form of clickbait, lists, and about celebrities, but doesn't actually have any affect on the general public or society.
Guy 1: Did you hear that news story about how that celebrity wore a bikini in public?
Guy 2: Dude, that's not news. That's crap news. But do you have the picture?
Guy 2: Dude, that's not news. That's crap news. But do you have the picture?
by kcm556 June 2, 2017
Get the crap newsmug. Dude. I sat down to take a massive dump at Dodger stadium and realized after I had mudbutt that there were no crap tickets.
by DoNotCorner July 10, 2010
Get the Crap Ticketsmug. by Tiernan47 August 5, 2022
Get the Christmas crapmug. by Hempknight January 24, 2003
Get the crap for brainsmug. by itisi November 13, 2007
Get the crap shootmug.