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Crap smear

The anal swab you do at the clinic, like a pap smear, but instead involves inserting a sterile cotton swab into your lower fun zone.
I got a crap smear last night and it still hurts.
by Justclowntingz May 14, 2020
mugGet the Crap smearmug.

Catapult crap

Leaning far forward off the toilet then proceeding to let your shit fly right into the bowl
Grab your phone it’s time for a catapult crap
by Annonomous3221 May 25, 2021
mugGet the Catapult crapmug.

crap news

Journalism that is conveyed as a "news" story, but in reality is pointless and insignificant, even though it typically draws a large crowd. Usually in the form of clickbait, lists, and about celebrities, but doesn't actually have any affect on the general public or society.
Guy 1: Did you hear that news story about how that celebrity wore a bikini in public?

Guy 2: Dude, that's not news. That's crap news. But do you have the picture?
by kcm556 June 2, 2017
mugGet the crap newsmug.

Crap Tickets

Dude. I sat down to take a massive dump at Dodger stadium and realized after I had mudbutt that there were no crap tickets.
by DoNotCorner July 10, 2010
mugGet the Crap Ticketsmug.

Christmas crap

Christmas stuff in general: decorations, wrapping paper, ornaments, and so on.
Take all that Christmas crap back to the basement!
by Tiernan47 August 5, 2022
mugGet the Christmas crapmug.

crap for brains

Literally having shit in your skull, in place of brains.
Stu has shit for brains, that fools needs to FFIO.
by Hempknight January 24, 2003
mugGet the crap for brainsmug.

crap shoot

crap shoot = college admissions
Admission to the top 10 colleges in the U.S. is a crap shoot no matter how good you are.
by itisi November 13, 2007
mugGet the crap shootmug.

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