Milkshake

The act of forcefully shoving a straw in your partner's ass and sucking as hard as you can.

I gave Angela the best milkshake the other night...

by feistycuck July 31, 2017

Milkshake

When you swallow and there’s lotion on their dick

Boy: “are you gonna swallow?”
X: “bro there’s lotion on your dick”
Boy: “yeah it’s a milkshake”

by ekkkkkkkk05 July 27, 2021

Bathtub Milkshake

When You Drink Bath Water (Intentionally or Unintentionally)

My Brother Had a Bathtub Milkshake Last Night

by PuppyDogs&Weezer March 22, 2023

Milkshake

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
And they're like, it's better than yours
Damn right it's better than yours
I can teach you, but I have to charge
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
And they're like, it's better than yours
Damn right it's better than yours
I can teach you, but I have to charge
I know you want it
The thing that makes me
What the guys go crazy for
They lose their minds
The way I wind
I think it's time
La la, la la, la
Warm it up
La la, la la, la
The boys are waiting
La la, la la, la
Warm it up
La la, la la, la
The boys are waiting

Your welcome, now go finish you school work because the sub is looking over you shoulder. why are you looking at milkshake on ud anyway?

by Rimy Jobbs December 4, 2022

Strawberry Milkshake

When you ejaculate in a female while on her period and suck it all out with a straw

I had this freaky chick last night that tried to give me a Strawberry Milkshake

by Clayman April 14, 2019

Mitjo Milkshake

The act of when you piss, shit, and ejaculate in someone named Mitjo's ass, then proceeding to ass fuck them until its all mixed. Then letting him shit out the residue and serve it in a frosty cold glass.

Tony: Dude I pulled a crazy prank on Paul last night... I went into the bedroom with his boyfriend Mitjo last night to make a Mitjo Milkshake and forced him to drink it.

by gu.gusu69 April 4, 2024

milkshake marathon

A wish of certain death in which a individual(s) go get a milk shake, and then go to a new milk shake stand in rapid succession. This is repeated X10 and each milk shake must be entirely consumed before the next milkshake is consumed.

That milkshake marathon took forever and made me so sick.

by SevericK BooM June 27, 2017