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Mickey Moused

To be mickey moused is to be completely and utterly beyond the realms of drunkedness. 'Plastered' and 'wasted' have nothing on embodying this Walt Disney Character. Steam Boat Willie? Roger Rabbit? Not a chance. You are so far gone that a whole advertising industry could make money from you all over again. Walt Disney made you like this. You basically made the Disney Channel. You are literally 'taking the mickey' out of life. You're Mickey Moused.
Jem was totally mickey moused last night.

Were you drunk? Steve....I was off my mickey.

I can't believe how far gone he was...he was totally moused.

He was so moused that its taking the mickey.
by RJubJub January 28, 2012
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mickey mouse

the method of fixing a broken cigarette by inserting the broken piece back into the filter side of the cigarette.
this cig is broke, so you'll have to mickey mouse it.
by Pandasmooth March 21, 2011
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Mickey Moused

This is a sexual act applied in the doggy position. The man grabs the womans or man's ears whilst hiding the sausage.

The result is a high pitched mickey mouse voice and comedy large ears.
I got carried away last night and mickey moused the wife. She can hear me muttering under my breath now.
by rovinglunatic August 4, 2017
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Mickey Mouse FC

The purple clad MLS team that plays in a quaint little stadium in Orlando that has serious penis envy over Mercedes Benz stadium. Bless their hearts. #OrlandoisNotTheSouth
Mickey Mouse FC has no chance of making the playoffs this year. Bless their hearts.
by PJ1000 July 29, 2017
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Mickey

Pat: grummble grummble grummble Hey, come get your baked mickey grumble grumble grumble
Pappy: Ummm ok
by I AM Chappy Sinclair November 26, 2010
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mikey

has a stupid little red car, who thinks hes a badass who gets hard nipples a lot and usually has a tiny penis.
Girl: where's it at?

Mikey: heres a microscope.
by if you seek amy March 18, 2009
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Pig's mickey

To make an absolute mess of something so that the final result might resemble a huge, smelly, messy, post-coital pig's penis.
I made a right pig's mickey of that job my boss gave me to do.
by jobo76 September 30, 2011
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