Midget Pool Fight

The art of allowing a minimum of two midgets, aka members of the small community to fight in the deep end of a swimming pool without drowning.

(requiremets)
2 Normal People
2 Little People
Swimming Pool (deep end over 3 Feet)

Hey Malachy " grab that midget over there and Ill grab the other one, put them on your shoulder and ill do the same and lets have a midget pool fight, last person standing in the water wins"

by lawboffin March 28, 2009

midget muff

a small midget pussy aka the vagine.

Look Johnny she has a midget muff. Is it not the smallest bean you ever seen?

by Lil' Bean Muff January 1, 2009

Midgey

Touching one's genitals in a photograph, implying a wanking gesture.

His team photo was a cracker, he was doing a Midgey.

by Banned 101 Saint August 6, 2012

midgetphuck

The act of a female legs weak and noodly from sex she shrinks like a midget

I fucked her so good she became a midgetphuck

by Tony macaroni October 9, 2018

Midget

having a big ass forehead, having short legs and being 5'3 head ass

keivn is a midget head ass.

by _Fuck_Kevin_ October 18, 2019

mental midget

Brad Lidge

See MLB 2009 Regular Season
See MLB 2009 playoffs

I never should have bet the Phillies in my MLB parlay... Brad Lidge can't close games and gets so easily rattled when he puts runners on base. That guy is a mental midget. Fucking Brad Lidge....

by payday0023 November 4, 2009

midget molester

An older woman that goes out with younger guys

See! Your mom is a midget molester

by Suzie Quattro May 13, 2003