Python Meal

Eating a meal so large that you are nearly catatonic for 2 days while it digests.

I just ate a python meal, so I'll see you in about 2 days.

by arykosis December 13, 2012

Meal breaker

An unwanted ingredient in a dish that makes the entire thing inedible.

I can't order that, it's got coriander. You know that's a meal breaker for me.

Does this have any type of nut in it? Because that's an instant meal breaker.

by Asaf May 14, 2018

vendor meal

having to buy a meal out of a vending machine

I worked late and the only thing i could find to eat was a vendor meal

by erica nybor August 2, 2008

left the whole meal

Meaning someone didn’t eat. Saying that they slayed. But when someone leaves the whole meal it means they didn’t slay

“My man’s left the whole meal”

by Lynxxxxx March 5, 2022

Mariano Rivera meal

A meal so big, you're going to need a closer to finish it (or a doggie bag).

The chicken fried steak at the Seaside Diner is a real Mariano Rivera meal.

by purplebackpack89 April 19, 2018

Happy Meal

a Mcdonalds meal that contains a burger, fries, nuggets, apple slices and a voice of beverage. it also comes with a crappy toy that you can mess with.

Guy: "I ordered a happy meal, I loved the burger and the shitty toy that came with it."

by Mar4343💯 June 1, 2024

Joey Meal

In reference to the old episode of Friends when Joey is offended that his date samples from his plate (Joey doesn’t share!!!), yet samples from her plate and it was so good, “he wasn’t even sorry about it”.

This is when you have a meal and it’s so good, you’re not even sorry your significant other or children couldn’t be there to enjoy it as well.

Joey Meal is a meal that is so good, you don’t care if others missed out on how good it was

“Babe I had a burger today at lunch, was the fkn best I’ve evah had. “WTF guy, you couldn’t wait for me?”…….yeah, it was that good babe, I’m not even sorry about it.”

by Boco June 9, 2023