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'roid monster 

Short for steriod monster. Someone whose overuse of steroids renders them notably different from the human norm in some respect(s). Typical characteristics include: huge gnarled muscles, bad temper, irritability, leathery skin, grotesqueness of features, puffy, constipated, pain when urinating.
The 'roid monster snarled at all who approached as he stood wimpering at the urinal.
'roid monster by Figleaf23 August 15, 2007
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throat monster 

A woman that loves taking the whole dick down the throat. Usually having little to no gag reflex.
Ebo is always on the prowl for a good throat monster.

mud monster 

when you have so much fun that you wouldn't even notice if you were covered in shit.
"may we all be mud monsters."
mud monster by gamerprincess_68 September 28, 2021

library monster 

A creature that lurks behind stacks and in between shelves. It will commonly devour small children. Sometimes the monster will reorder books from its favorite to its least favorite rather than adhering to the dewey decimal system. The library monster's greatest foe is the librarian. They are born when a creeper lurks in the shelves for too long and eventually becomes a library monster.
"I've seen that girl lurking around the stacks a lot lately. She's probably going to become a library monster."
library monster by Gully Foyle February 27, 2010

banana monster 

A nickname easily given to most domestic rabbits who are generally completely mad for bananas.
Watch this, he’s a total wacka-wacka banana monster!

titty monster 

I am going out with a titty monster!
titty monster by Tommy Hansome October 23, 2005

McCain's Monster 

A nickname for Sarah Palin who was virtually unknown until John McCain picked her as his running mate in the 2008, now she is considered a rising star in the Republican party
Before John McCain picked Sarah Palin as his running mate she was just an obscure governor most people had never heard of, now McCain's Monster has risen in prominence to become the de facto leader of the radical Tea Party movement.
McCain's Monster by Mr.Juan-derful November 18, 2010