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life

You obviously have no life because you're a virgin and/or are good at anything that doesn't involve sex such as breathing.
by An Unintelligent Being March 26, 2008
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Life

My life just went down the drain when my girlfriend dumped me.
by Anonymos June 28, 2004
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life

For any system to be considered a life form, it must meet the following criteria:

1. It must be able to react to its environment beyond simple physical properties
2. It must be able to regulate its internal environment (Homeostasis)
3. It must be able to maintain it self without outside instruction
4. It must require energy to operate
5. It must be able to, on a population level, reproduce
by Jonathan Bass February 27, 2008
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LIFE

An often exaggerated, misinterperated and over used word.

Life's ACTUAL meaning is to eat eggs. Thus completing lifes beautiful cycle.

I'm sorry, I'm very tired..
Abigail McFrogmudgritker: "Oh isn't life cruel!??"
Samuel H Stevanerankop: "No you bitch, shit off you tit. Get on with eating my balls you wank licker."
by Hugh September 7, 2004
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life

its all about fucking dem hot hot ladeeeeez
by God March 16, 2003
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life

by Pandaemonium October 30, 2003
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Life

A meaningless torture. Giving us an unavoidable destination

of our deepest fear, and giving us the intelligence to foresee it.
Despair of humanity...LIFE
by Like A G6 January 7, 2013
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