When one places a lemon into their own eye, enduring the pain, in the end causing their own death. This suicide caused by lemons is widely used by teens to try to get "high" but usually ends up in an unwanted death. Sometimes teens do want to die so they use two lemons, one in each eye, causing extreme pain and ultimately death.
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*FACT: Almost 31% of American teens attempt to get "high" off of lemons, 19% of them commit lemoncide.
"Emo kids love to commit lemoncide when they feel left out in the world.."
"LEMONCIDE!!!!!!"
*FACT: Almost 31% of American teens attempt to get "high" off of lemons, 19% of them commit lemoncide.
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when 2 girls stick lemons in each other vaginas then get into a 69 postion and eat the lemons and after the lemons are gone the eat out until orgasm
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It uses lemonade, vodka and the always dangerous Everclear. In a 3 gallon cooler mix 2 gallons of fresh squeeze lemonade (or if you’re in a hurry, Country Time Powdered mix) 1 pint cheap vodka and 2 quarts Everclear. Serve over ice in tall glasses. Early in the evening you can be fancy, serving it in real glasses with a lemon or orange wedge, fancy little drink umbrellas, even a chunk or two of pineapple. After the first or second round, Styrofoam cups without the other shit is fine.
For those of you in states where Everclear is illegal, ask a trusted bartender where you can get some good moonshine as it is the same as Everclear. Always be careful when mixing with straight Everclear as it can cause skin irritation, is highly flammable, burns with an almost invisible flame.
It uses lemonade, vodka and the always dangerous Everclear. In a 3 gallon cooler mix 2 gallons of fresh squeeze lemonade (or if you’re in a hurry, Country Time Powdered mix) 1 pint cheap vodka and 2 quarts Everclear. Serve over ice in tall glasses. Early in the evening you can be fancy, serving it in real glasses with a lemon or orange wedge, fancy little drink umbrellas, even a chunk or two of pineapple. After the first or second round, Styrofoam cups without the other shit is fine.
For those of you in states where Everclear is illegal, ask a trusted bartender where you can get some good moonshine as it is the same as Everclear. Always be careful when mixing with straight Everclear as it can cause skin irritation, is highly flammable, burns with an almost invisible flame.
Ethan to Tyrone: “Damned, that is some good lemonade!”
Tyrone to Ethan: “Lemonade? Shit man that ain’t no lemonade, that’s Lemonade Delight.”
Ethan: “Oh. Have you seen Martha? I last saw her with you, Jamal, Washington, DeAmante and Andrell out by the pool.”
Tyrone: “Ummm, well (thinking that mother be married to some fine white pussy) she’ll turn up somewhere, let’s go watch the game.”
Tyrone to Ethan: “Lemonade? Shit man that ain’t no lemonade, that’s Lemonade Delight.”
Ethan: “Oh. Have you seen Martha? I last saw her with you, Jamal, Washington, DeAmante and Andrell out by the pool.”
Tyrone: “Ummm, well (thinking that mother be married to some fine white pussy) she’ll turn up somewhere, let’s go watch the game.”
by moccrider November 22, 2011
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Your car is a lemon, it's like a black hole, sucking all your non existent money and time away from you.
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