The lemon

When a cnn anchor sticks his hand down his pants and rubs his sweaty balls and then touches your mustache with his smelly fingers.

I had to drive home from the white house correspondence dinner with a stinky mustache because someone at my table gave me the lemon

by J Daddy 2020 January 19, 2021

lemon

In the world of fandom (check out fan fiction, fanfiction, fanfic(s), or fic(s)), a lemon is a story which consists of sexually explicit themes and situations.

SYNONYMS:

Limes: More romantic and cuddly than sexual, with some fooling around and kissing.

PWP: Stands for “Porn Without Plot” or “Plot? What Plot?” Much more hardcore and to the point than lemons. As the name suggests, it’s all about sex, and is completely absent of any storyline or plot that would take place in a lemon or lime.

You can google Harry Potter lemons (just about any popular work of fiction for teens will do) or google anime lemons.

Um... lemon... ^__^;;

by .BaKa-NEKO. November 7, 2007

Lemon

Sour-tasting egg laid by citrus duck

Person 1: How do you want your lemon cooked?
Person 2: medium rare

by Harambe69 July 26, 2018

Lemon

I don't know what everyone else is talkin about. A Lemon's a fruit. A little yellow fruit.

I like to eat lemons. Cause they're a fruit.

by pdavis93 July 28, 2010

lemon

a fruit that’s the same color as it’s name

ted you bonehead. an orange is the same color as it’s name. just like a lemon

by gabe itch69 April 8, 2019

lemons

Sour shit life can give you, and with which you can do whatever the hell you want.

1) When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade.
2) When life gives you lemons, you squeeze the fuck out of them and yell.

by therapeutic June 20, 2010

lemons

somthing that cave johnson dosent like

alright ive been thinking. when live gives you lemons dont make lemonade MAKE LIFE TAKE THE LEMONS BACK. GET MAD! I DONT WANT YOUR DAMM LEMONS WHAT AM I SUPOSED TO DO WITH THESE? DEMAND TO SEE LIFES MANAGER! MAKE LIFE RUE THE DAY IT THOUGHT IT COULD GIVE CAVE JOHNSON LEMONS DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM! IM THE MAN WHOS GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN! with the lemons. im gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon THAT BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN!

by sniper nate October 27, 2020