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St-laurent academy 

A school that acc doesn’t do drugs during class time, but you should fear pictures be taken of you and featured on a insta acc. It is located in a very interesting area with interesting homeless people who will say the most random things
The best school is St-laurent academy
St-laurent academy by Crushing it December 23, 2021

Mario and Lauren 

A mario and a Lauren are mentally and physically empowered in every sense. These two together are like the Big Bang to a stick of dinamite, there's no comparison. These two ooze excellence. When there's a task at hand at hand they never fail to conquer it. You can characterize these two as perfect . These two are some sexy beasts. When they walk in the room the whole crowd looks at them like whaaat!. Their sexual appetite for one another unmatched. They are like lions in mating season. "This shit is raw"! Above all else their love for one another is deep and pure, untainted. And they both know how to move their ass in a circle. People say that Shakira ain't got nothing on them. Bootylishes is an understatement. These two put the power into power couple.. yaass
A couple went skydiving and a the bottom they caught the handles to a zip line. Zip lined down Mount Everest did 20 front flips into a car and spiraticaly turned into a fire breathing dragon. Then flew the dragon to a tropical pineapple tree after getting the pineapples from the tree. After they flew the dragon to Dubai they drank thee best smoothie. These too were doing the Mario and Lauren.
Mario and Lauren by Phonesexxx January 11, 2017

andrew and lauren 

The most perfect couple. They are loved by their friends and are great with each others parents. Andrew is very attractive and a beast in the sheets. He is very kinky but also a gentle lover. Lauren has a kinky side but is waiting for the right time to truly expose her sexual animosity. These two love each other and although they are freaks, they love Jesus and are very great people together. You'd be lucky to find a love like theirs.
Ugh, why can't I have a relationship like Andrew and Lauren's?!
andrew and lauren by Markussocks February 3, 2018

kai and lauren’s royal guard 

PLSSS THIS MAN HAS TO WATCH KAI.... man has to put her in place i swear. BUT MF COULDNT DO ANYTHING WHEN KAI WAS GOING CRAZY THAT NIGHT SHAKING ASS ON EVERYONE AND GETTING JIGGY WIT IT... ANYWAY OFC THIS MF SEXY BUT HE HAS TO PUT PPL IN THEIR PLACE
what a real one 🙏🏽
kai and lauren’s royal guard
pls idk what to put here

st. laurence high school 

A high school located in Burbank, IL. STL is known for the best baseball team in the state and the worst football team in the state. The school is filled with crackhead teenagers who party in Midway or Bridgeport every single day. If you don’t live in Midway your gay basically. If you live in the burbs your not welcome to any of these crazy ass parties. Welcome to STL where everyone gives 0 fux and we are better then most schools around like Marist. DEFEND THE GLORY OF THE BLACK AND GOLD.
“Dude, have you heard of that school st. laurence high school they got the best parties around!”

“Yea no, I go to Marist so I wouldn’t know how st. laurence high school parties.”

Laurinburg 

A small city in the middle of North Carolina. also refered to as LBG. Anyone that doesnt live in a 40 mile radius, doesnt know it even exists. Is one of the worse towns in America. Great if you want to get pregnant in Middle school/high school or just really want to get high or get in a fight.
Nick: Where do you live?
Shontrice: In Laurinburg.
Nick: what state is that in?
Shontrice: In NC.
Nick: strange i live in NC and i have never heard of it.
Shontrice: Near Fayetteville.
Laurinburg by ms. vandell March 29, 2010