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Mike Jonesing 

(N.) A sexual position in which a male performs oral upon another man, preferably in a high school bathroom.
Dude 1: I hope V.P. Mrs. Jones doesn't find out that Mike Jones was Mike Jonesing Isaac Cady again on school ground!
Dude 2: Me too.
Mike Jonesing by Thomas Bauer November 11, 2006

mike jones 

mike jones-
def 1. A member of the swisher house swisha house

def 2. An anthem in the streets
Mike Jones- "If u aint Mike Jones from the Swisha House with the Swisha house piece and chain..."

Who? Mike Jones! Who? Mike Jones!
mike jones by James July 25, 2004

bridget joneses 

Big full-coverage women's underpants
The wind blew up my skirt, but at least I had on my bridget joneses
bridget joneses by Gillygate September 12, 2008

luke jones 

The greatest person of all time. After Jesus /god❤️. Best basketball player ever🏀🔥.
Luke Jones is the G. O. A. T.
luke jones by Alexis2342 June 21, 2017

Ben Jones 

One with an insanely large cock, he is the sexiest pussy slayer alive. If you ever come in contact with a Ben Jones fear for your panties being dropped. He has sexy af six pack hard as a rock.
Better watch out for ur panties pussy slayer69
Ben Jones a legend amongst men and woman!

N-Lips Jones 

To nigger lip.

One who sticks joint/pipe/bong way too deep into their mouth.
There is so much spit on this joint that I can't even suck any smoke out, curse you N-Lips Jones!
N-Lips Jones by Steezeman May 4, 2007