Johnny, The

The Johnny is a film set for release in 2008. It tells of a group of sixth formers from a school in Liverpool who discover a swing at the local park that looks like a rolled up condom. The swing, which the 6th formers refer to as "The Johnny", is the source of many good times including trying to get 8 people on the swing at the same time. One day the 6th formers turn up at the park to find their beloved Johnny has been taken away. The film follows them as they learn to live with their loss.

The masterpiece, writen by P.Quinn, is to be directed by Martin Scorsese.

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The swing is eventually returned to them, meaning the whole focus of the film (watching them learn to live with their loss)is pointless. If the film is successful, a sequel is already planned, to be named either:

The Johnny Returns
Episode 2: The return of the Johnny (pronounce John-i for this title only)
The Johnny 2 - This time its personal.

It is unknow what the plot of the sequel will be although writer P. Quinn says the film will have "sexy consequences".

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Johnny, The
The Johnny - story of Sixth Formers and their swing.

by P. Quinn October 25, 2006

johnnygasm

What happens when you are with a guy named John who is the most awesome lover -makes you feel young- everything is new and exciting- like you have never experienced before-

I had a johnnygasm when I was with John last night!!!

by kuriouskittykat November 21, 2010

johnny come lately

Someone who shows up late, often.

"Look who finally showed up, Johnny come lately"

by m267 June 25, 2009

Johnny Depp

the hottest actor ever to wear waterproof eyeliner!(pirates of the carribean)

by Anonymous July 19, 2003

johnny Damon

The CF for the BoSox in 2004. He is a great fielder and a great leadoff hitter. He has speed and can steal bases. He looks like jesus.

Wow, Johnny Damon made a sick play.
Johnny Damon just hit a tripple.
Johnny Damon just scored from first on a bloop single.

by parliment July 23, 2004

johnny depp

awesome actor. I'm not gay or anything, but he's a fucking beast. Johnny, your great. (Blow, Pirates, and Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas were your best man!)

Johnny Depp: "What the fuck?" (in Blow )
Me: "rofl!"

by Dysfunction September 25, 2003

johnny depp

A riduculously good looking actor who has starred in many awesome fimls.
Is the male equivelent of a MILF
Has sexy eyes and i think he looks better un shaven

i do not have an example coz i cbf
Now I must use the word johnny depp because the red dot says so

by Fruit Salad yummy yummy July 30, 2006