Dysfunctional Jerry

Absolute and utter retardedness, flowing immensily from thine vains, progressing to insanity. Beyond retardation.

If dysfunctional Jerry would just sit down, i could watch this fucking powder puff football game at Byers Field.

by Christopher Dunigan/Kelli Shetler November 11, 2004

tom and jerry

obsessive compulsive disorder, OCD is an anxiety disorder and is characterized by recurrent, unwanted thoughts (obsessions) and/or repetitive behaviors such as handwashing,counting,checking,or cleaning are often preformed with the hope of preventing obsessive thoughts or making them go away.

my neighbor lives with the tom and jerry.

by maryam begum July 9, 2010

Jerry

Jerry is a great student! Always does his best in class! He has lots of friends, even though he bullies some of them. He loves Holsteins. He has great skin which he loves to take care of! #jerry #mystudent #holsteins2016

"Damn, I wish I were friends with him..."
"Who? Jerry? Yeah we all do..."

by LauraSchlottman August 11, 2016

Tom and Jerry

A term for a rare kind of fart... a cross between a muffler and a smellephant.

I was eating a cheese burger at mcdonalds and the friction against the plastic seat created a tom and jerry.

I made a tom and jerry in the dollar store and blamed it on my grandma.

I was sitting on the porch and my fart sounded like a motorcycle and then a mouse...so i named it Tom and Jerry.

by TERDNUGENT December 24, 2010

Tom and Jerry

A term for a rare kind of fart... a cross between a muffler and a smellephant.

I was eating a cheese burger at mcdonalds and the friction against the plastic seat created a tom and jerry.

I made a tom and jerry in the doller store and blamed it on my grandma.

by TERDNUGENT December 24, 2010

jerryass

One who is ineffectual, worthless, or generally sucks at life. Most often attributed to one who is not good at sports or games. Best said in the victim's "backswing".

Adam sucks at all sports, he is a jerryass.

by A-Rok September 8, 2008

Jerrybat

A word that can be used as any verb in the world!

"I just jerrybatted that shit last night."

by princessam. March 21, 2009