Johnston, Rhode Island 

It’s full of light skin curly heads that claim there curls are all natural and vape like it’s going outta style

Yooo you wanna go to Johnston, Rhode Island I got some bud there

Johnston, Rhode Island by Big shotguns October 5, 2020

rhode island 

Rhode Island is a place where the most popular sport is politics because everyone's in it - even the Mafia!

Virtually every member of the Rhode Island General Assembly is a member of the Democratic Party. The only exemption is Governors, which as of late have been all GOP.

rhode island by DanCBJMS April 28, 2007

long island 

One of THE best places to live... only an hour from the city.. DEF not upstate for all you morons who think that.

Long Island is the shiznit.

long island by LI princess April 11, 2005

coney island whitefish

a used condom floating in a river

I saw a rubber glove floating in the river and I thought it was a 5 finger coney island whitefish

coney island whitefish by the prophet March 24, 2003

Long Island Girl 

Some of these girls are snobby, rich, fake tanned prissy girls. and yes some of them wear their Uggs in the summer with a mini skirt, and again yes some of them pay waaaayyy too much for their clothes and bags...correction daddy pays waaayy to much for their clothes and bags. But, some of us are strong gorgeous women who are driven. some of us are down to earth fun girls who are just real people who get associate with a horrible stereotype of being completely standoffish and bitchy toward everyone. some of us don't talk with a strong accent at all and speak quite eloquently. some of us are judged by those who don't know two anything about long island and the people who live here. And lastly some of us "Long Island girls" who are smart beautiful and kind, don't like being grouped into this idea of what we should be. Thank you!

Person not from Long Island: Your from Long Island?! Really!? You don't sound or look like it!?
Long island girl: Oh I'm sorry I didn't know we were our own species. I'll change my self as to fit your stereotype of us. So what about you? You don't look like an ignorant ass. I guess you just can't judge by looks anymore.

Long Island Girl by Nat87 March 21, 2009

Pamida Island 

An island in the middle of Lake Michigan. To find this island you start in front of the Pamida store located in Manistique, walk straight to the lake, and take a boat and just keep paddling straight ahead. Pamida Island was inhabited by a family called the Strasser's, who's king was King Steve. King Steve finally got enough sea shells to build a boat to bring him and his family to America, and start a life in Manistique, Michigan, by opening a Pamida.

"Watch out, if you don't cut your toe nails you'll look like a Pamida Islander."

Pamida Island by BigBertha4U February 9, 2010

Sanibel Island 

A tropical Island off the coast of Florida where senior citizens reside. Only the wealthy live here unless you are the pool boy or work at The Lazy Flamingo. The big event of the year is when the Grandchildren visit.

Honey we're 60 I think its time we move to Sanibel Island i'm sitting on a boatload of retirement cash.

Sanibel Island by 2012ka March 8, 2011