when riding ones bike and the seat hits ones taint, the area between the genitals and asshole, resulting in a bruise.
by mustlovedogs1122 January 05, 2012
When you are sitting in class, and try to slowly let a fart out, but the fart concentrates into a bubble and slowly slides from your butthole across your taint and pops right before your balls.
I was taking a test in Mrs. Russels class, and i had to let one rip. I slowly let off a fart, but to my fears it became a massive taint bubble. luckily it popped without sound and the class was none the wiser.
by RyanMP July 16, 2013
The inflammation of the area between the anus and genitals. Usually caused by sexually transmited infection (STI). Most common in females due to vaginal discharge during menstration.
Damn, I went in without a rubber and now I got puff taint.
Dude, I was about to go down on her, but she had that puff taint.
Dude, I was about to go down on her, but she had that puff taint.
by Gtome222 April 27, 2016
the superlative of the "bees knees", refering to the space between the testicles and the anus of a bee.
by foleyboard June 04, 2007
A forcible misstroke that occurs during sexual intercourse in which the erect penis strikes the female perineum (taint), causing the penis to buckle and possibly fracture.
In the cowgirl position she zigged and he zagged and he smacked into her perineum, experiencing tainted love.
by xander913 January 09, 2014
The foreign tradition of bending over and having a girl lick your grundle. For best results the girl should WANT to be licking your grundle; no one wants half-assed grundle work done. After all, it’s “tainted love”, not “tainted like”.
What are you so happy about?
Your mom gave me some tainted love last night. I hadn't showered in a week!
Your mom gave me some tainted love last night. I hadn't showered in a week!
by BookWerm February 28, 2011
A very awesome person.
You know what's stupid? The fact that you keep reviewing yourself with anonymous reviews saying how good you are. Grow the hell up.-Tainted Lullaby
by Slient Ice November 24, 2008