puff taint

The inflammation of the area between the anus and genitals. Usually caused by sexually transmited infection (STI). Most common in females due to vaginal discharge during menstration.
Damn, I went in without a rubber and now I got puff taint.
Dude, I was about to go down on her, but she had that puff taint.
by Gtome222 April 27, 2016
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taint scrape

The act of raking the teeth from the base of the nut sack and or vagina to the crack of the anus.
Sammy gives a mean taint scrape!
by Backdoorbandit September 16, 2013
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taint bruise

when riding ones bike and the seat hits ones taint, the area between the genitals and asshole, resulting in a bruise.
Rhonda was riding her bike today and had to go the doctor because she got a taint bruise.
by mustlovedogs1122 January 05, 2012
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bees taint

the superlative of the "bees knees", refering to the space between the testicles and the anus of a bee.
ex: my old my camera was the bees knees, but my new camera is the bees taint.
by foleyboard June 04, 2007
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tainted love

A forcible misstroke that occurs during sexual intercourse in which the erect penis strikes the female perineum (taint), causing the penis to buckle and possibly fracture.
In the cowgirl position she zigged and he zagged and he smacked into her perineum, experiencing tainted love.
by xander913 January 09, 2014
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Tainted Love

The foreign tradition of bending over and having a girl lick your grundle. For best results the girl should WANT to be licking your grundle; no one wants half-assed grundle work done. After all, it’s “tainted love”, not “tainted like”.
What are you so happy about?
Your mom gave me some tainted love last night. I hadn't showered in a week!
by BookWerm February 28, 2011
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Taint Runner

A running back who can't find the hole, and continues to run into the backs of his linemen.
Ryan Grant experienced a drastic drop off in yardage and touchdowns shortly after becoming a taint runner.
by Letter 8 man October 25, 2009
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