pirate hooker

1. A $10.00 drunken skeezer who has a bad snatch and a gash on her hip that will never heal properly.

2. Anyone one who has to put deodorant underneath her tits or needs to shower more than three times a day to stay fresh.

That stupid pirate hooker left skanky naked pictures of herself at my ex-husband's house and now they might end up on MySpace.

by Anonymous in EC April 29, 2006

hooker boping

when you put a sock-um-bper on the end of a stick and poke hookers with it

my friends play hooker boping in sac

by Jessica Souza November 10, 2006

Dirty Hooker

one shot of tequila immediately chased down with a shot of pickle juice.

at the party last night I took 3 dirty hookers

by greengirl416 April 10, 2010

Hookers & Props

Although the terms come from Lacrosse, their similarity to other urban references allow the phrase to be used as a handy congratulatory phrase, which denotes that the recipient of the phrase should get such things as "hookers" and "props" for his or her achievement.

"Hookers and Props to Ted for his promotion to management!"

"Great Shot Alice! Hookers and Props for you tonite!"

by JoJo Bean February 19, 2005

hooker bitch

A GUY who is more whiney,needy and pushy than all of one's girlfriends combined. Yeah you know how you are...

Sean is such a hooker bitch!! OMG!!

by goose dog February 6, 2010

hooker

a prostitute(Refers to getting men hooked into a situation where they can be exploited sexually or robbed. Has nothing to do with a certain General Hooker.)

Some hooker was flashing her privates, right in the middle of the street.

by Light Joker May 1, 2005

Hooker Bowling

An activity when three people ride around in a pickup tuck in an area with hookers, one person hanging a $20 bill out the passenger window one driving, and one hiding in the bed of the truck. Driving at a low speed, when enough hookers follow the truck the person in the truck bed jumps out and tries to tackle as many hookers as they can at one time.

Hey, do you want to go hooker bowling tonight? I bet I can get about 3 or 4.

by jayjayg189 October 20, 2011