Harrisburg hampster tube

The act of insterting an empty paper towel role, cardboard tube, etc. into ones anus, preferably male, and then placing a hampster into the tube. The hampster will then precede to crall into his anal cavity. this is extremely gay yet enjoyable. this actually happened to the newschannel 34 guy

john: did u hear what the newschannel 34 guy did?
pete: no
john: he did a harrisburg hampster tube
pete: wow what a fag..but i bet it felt good

by a white racist-dom f July 29, 2011

Muscle Hamster

To be swollen; to be fucking jacked. Gaining so much mass that girls offer ass. The definition of having guns for buns. Flex for sex? You don't even need to flex to get sex. Remember, Muscles, never steamers.

Dude have you seen that kid AAJ? Kids a fucking Muscle Hamster.

That Townie murph is the definition of a Muscle Hamster

by GainMassForAss November 8, 2012

haps

Button on jeans, Square or rectangle shaped. Easily undone with thumb and finger. Common one button on front of jeans.

I undone my girls haps before I pulled down her jeans.
The haps was aweful hard to unhook.
I struggled hard to undo the haps on my girls pants.

by Matrix_omega February 6, 2009

Hamster

Girl with a flat chest.

Oh come on Heather, you're more of a Hamster then me!

by Moitoi March 21, 2005

hapsta

some stupid guy on roblox and discord idk

hapsta smells like dirt

by Hapsta April 23, 2018

hamstew

slang word 4 hamster

dat hamstew iz a crackhead

by Danny/George/Willy/Camilo/Jew Boy April 24, 2004

hampstercookie

1. A cookie to be eaten by a hampster
2. A small goober like person, usually a girl, with attribute resembling a hampster, as well as having a tendancy to be very much like a cookie.

My friend is a hampstercookie, and she has no idea what it means when we call her that.

by Alcyone September 8, 2006