Fiddlestix

A tall, lanky, Scottish slenderman that grabs little kids and drags them in 322 so he can goonmax to them all day long while jelqing to the max.

'Hey guys did you see Fiddlestix's new goon bank compilation'

by Goonmaxxer November 22, 2024

faddle wass

Faddle Wass is a play on words for fat ol'ass similar to tiggle bitties is for big ol' titties

Yooo Morbid Sikosis made a song bout shawty's wit tha faddle wass you gotta peep it its gas!

That baddie over there got some tiggle bitties and a faddle wass, bro

Wheeeew! She gotta faddle faddle fam

by Gore ILLA January 9, 2025

fiddlecock

To be lead on, or be brought to a point of satisfaction but immediately let down

She was all up on me at the party ready for some action but fiddlecocked me in the end, left me hanging.

by BenderizzGreat February 1, 2025

Fundlet

A really fat person = Mirren

Mirren is a Fundlet

by Jaamess March 31, 2025

fiddleity

Or "fiddelity" --- please don't fuss me over exact spelling. Refers to how good a sound yer "cheap violin" instrument sounds when scraping out a lively tune on da back porch.

Jack Benny was actually quite an accomplished musician who could produce quite good "fiddleity"; his awful-sounding musical renditions were so hilarious precisely because he could indeed play so well --- as they say, you have to actually be really good at playing in order to know how to "play poorly well" --- i.e., to sound awful in a funny way that makes the audience laugh.

by QuacksO August 3, 2025

Fiddledinks

Joe Bartolozzi’s angry twitch mod

Fiddledinks banned me

by deth2you August 24, 2025

Fiddle Dee Dee

A way of saying “fuck” without explicitly saying it.

Homer Simpson (after stepping on nail): Fiddle Dee Dee, that will require a tetanus shot. I am not going to swear, but I am going to KICK THIS DOGHOUSE DOWN!!!

by GeosWorld October 6, 2025