Forest

A total manwhore. He has gone out with 8 girls in 7 weeks and now he is going out with his EX again even though a much better girl likes him A LOT. Forest is completely oblivious to evrything that girls are trying to say and is a total flirt to every girl that crosses his path.

"Forest I need to think (a lot)."
"Don't talk to Forest, he is a man whore." said Alex.

by Amanda the Slut =P December 25, 2007

foreskinectomy

Circumcision. The slicing off of the foreskin of the penis.

Girl: OMG where's the tip?

Guy: I don't have one, I had a foreskinectomy.

by Rancho Rey April 17, 2010

lake forest

A town located about an hour North of Chicago, Illinois. The town was named for the college (Lake Forest College), which was built around the same time. Everything in Lake Forest is crazy expensive, even though most houses aren't that attractive. The people of Lake Forest generally believe they are better than everyone else.

I walked into Lake Forest High School trying to find the swim locker room but accidently walked into the lacrosse locker room.

by hhhhmmmm July 11, 2006

Forest Mix

v. The act of sticking a branch containing loose bark, berries, and leaves on it into your partners butt hole, then licking it out.

The fat man recieved a forest mix from the far too agressive Paris Hilton.

by Forest Man May 1, 2011

hat full of foreskins

an unattractive/ugly person or thing

That chick you picked up last night was as pretty as a hat full of foreskins

by duxa August 1, 2005

River Forest

A conservative town west of Oak Park, IL and north of Forest Park, IL. A place where people complain about the things that they don't have; when in reality they have a lot. A disgrace to all the good work that the Forest Park people have done to liven up their city. Also a disgrace to the name of Oak Park High School which has been corrupted since 1900 w/ River Forest attached to it.

I heard everyone in River Forest voted for George Bush last election. Yeah, it's too bad that they can't have their own school; instead they have to suck off the tit of Oak Park.

by FoPaSean March 30, 2007

Forest Child

Someone who doesn't look their age. Some usually don't even grow facial hair at all in their lives. It was inspired by the forest children in the Legend of Zelda who don't age at all. Many of them find it annoying that people say that they don't look their age but it pays off in the end when others are old and wrinkly and the forest children still look the same as they were 20 years ago.

Guy 1: Man, I had no idea you were 19. You look like you're 15.

Guy 2: It's okay. I'm a forest child. I live forever.

by Linkthechamion May 17, 2012