Basically the footballer is the kid in school who plays football non-stop, wears his full uniform everywhere he goes (cleats included), but is for the most part a nice kid, gets along with everybody and is actually very intelligent once you get to know him. And yes, if he does have to wear other clothing it will be some basketball shorts, a t-shirt and some $100+ Nike Shox that he bought five years ago when he was still only wearing a size 15.
"He's trackin' mud all over our haulways with those dirty football cleats! Are those even allowed here?"
"It's ok, he's cool. He's a footballer."
"It's ok, he's cool. He's a footballer."
by breaker1 March 1, 2012
Get the Footballer mug.An often arrogant male, that is, by the natural order, superior to most men through his Alpha attitude and manly behaviour. Can often be seen doing masculine things and getting praise. Most intellectuals disapprove of their off-kilter relationship with knowledge, but a good Football jock knows better; and will more often than not end up being your boss even though he made you do his science homework every day.
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"Oh my god, look at those football jock over there, suuch a hunk of man!" said the cheerleader and the male cheerleader
by Truthspeaker1985 July 4, 2015
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Football is the best sport in the history of man, not including wizarding sports like Quidditch. For U.S.A users, it's soccer. You kick a ball into a net, and shout and scream for the rest of the match because you scored.
Guy 1: Hey, I scored a goal in football today!
Guy 2: Well, I scored ten goals in my football match!
Guy 2: Well, I scored ten goals in my football match!
by old handle July 4, 2014
Get the football mug."Dang dude! You good? Your elbow looks fucked!"
"Nah dude, it's all good. I just got hurt playing football."
"Aw shit, man. That'll do it."
"Nah dude, it's all good. I just got hurt playing football."
"Aw shit, man. That'll do it."
by Slabbadabbadingdong September 2, 2018
Get the Got Hurt Playing Football mug.The resident football team of Edwardsville High School, nicknamed the Tigers.
The fans are terrible. Every year they will claim the team is the best in all of Illinois, and that nobody is going to stop them. Every single year they crush the Collinsville "football team" and claim that that that validates their faith in the team, even though Collinsville hasn't won a football game since the Coolidge administration.
Every year they build up a decent record that's inflated by wins against terrible opponents, lose extremely winnable games against mediocre teams, and barely make the playoffs. They immediately proceed to get curb stomped by East St. Louis in the first round.
The fans are terrible. Every year they will claim the team is the best in all of Illinois, and that nobody is going to stop them. Every single year they crush the Collinsville "football team" and claim that that that validates their faith in the team, even though Collinsville hasn't won a football game since the Coolidge administration.
Every year they build up a decent record that's inflated by wins against terrible opponents, lose extremely winnable games against mediocre teams, and barely make the playoffs. They immediately proceed to get curb stomped by East St. Louis in the first round.
Student: The Edwardsville Tigers Football Team are the greatest football team ever assembled! There's no way we're losing to East Lou this year!
Underage beer liaison: Okay... So, how much whiskey do you think you're gonna need for the game?
Student: I don't need whiskey, I need champagne! Those Flyer Fuckers are going DOWN!
Underage beer liaison: Trust me. You're gonna need whiskey.
Underage beer liaison: Okay... So, how much whiskey do you think you're gonna need for the game?
Student: I don't need whiskey, I need champagne! Those Flyer Fuckers are going DOWN!
Underage beer liaison: Trust me. You're gonna need whiskey.
by LarsNootbaarsBrother August 28, 2022
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The name of a website of nosepickers and snot flingers.
The name of a website of nosepickers and snot flingers.
by MorphDog September 22, 2004
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Q: How does an LGFer commit suicide?
A: They pile up all their hate and jump off.
Q: How does an LGFer commit suicide?
A: They pile up all their hate and jump off.
by Adult Male Blue Grouse January 13, 2005
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