A term used the describe the negative aspects of (association) football as it stands today.
Specifically, Modern Football refers to:
- rip-off ticket prices and merchandise
- all seater stadia
- over-zealous policing and stewarding of football crowds
- players being traded like merchandise
- games being played at non traditional times
- teams changing places (see MK Dongs)
- foreign club owners who know sod all about anything
- the stupid amounts of money involved in the sport generally
What this means is that real, passionate fans are priced out from watching their own teams, and are replaced by corporate wankers who turn football grounds into soulless libraries. The few true fans who still go to matches are treated like scum by stewards and police.
With this much money involved the powers that be (FIFA, UEFA etc) are extremely corrupt, and are open to bribes; either money or sexual favours.
There are however, those who resist...
In Europe, lively, colourful and rowdy supporters known as Ultras are committed to fighting modern football. They are very organised and powerful; to the point, in some cases that they effectively run the club.
In other instances, disgusted fans have broken away to form their own club. For example:
FC United of Manchester from Manchester United
AFC Wimbledon from MK Dons
SV Austria Salzburg from FC Red Bull Salzburg
Football is ours, it's time to take it back.
Specifically, Modern Football refers to:
- rip-off ticket prices and merchandise
- all seater stadia
- over-zealous policing and stewarding of football crowds
- players being traded like merchandise
- games being played at non traditional times
- teams changing places (see MK Dongs)
- foreign club owners who know sod all about anything
- the stupid amounts of money involved in the sport generally
What this means is that real, passionate fans are priced out from watching their own teams, and are replaced by corporate wankers who turn football grounds into soulless libraries. The few true fans who still go to matches are treated like scum by stewards and police.
With this much money involved the powers that be (FIFA, UEFA etc) are extremely corrupt, and are open to bribes; either money or sexual favours.
There are however, those who resist...
In Europe, lively, colourful and rowdy supporters known as Ultras are committed to fighting modern football. They are very organised and powerful; to the point, in some cases that they effectively run the club.
In other instances, disgusted fans have broken away to form their own club. For example:
FC United of Manchester from Manchester United
AFC Wimbledon from MK Dons
SV Austria Salzburg from FC Red Bull Salzburg
Football is ours, it's time to take it back.
by skankmaestro January 24, 2011
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Chimp in takeaway: me wan' fried chicken and rice and pea mon.
Assistant: One portion of Chimp Food? That will be £4.50 please.
Chimp (before running away): chimp no need pay mon.
Assistant: One portion of Chimp Food? That will be £4.50 please.
Chimp (before running away): chimp no need pay mon.
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Food mms;
A picture message of food someone is about to enjoy
(v).
food mmsing;
The rewarding act of sending someone you know a picture or video message of a meal which you are about to enjoy.
the reward can be sadistic in nature and comes from the
knowing that the person you are food-mmsing is stuck at the office eating a cold packed lunch, and/or that you are about to consume their favourite food and they are completely unable to join you in these affairs, and thus can proceed to enjoy the meal with the additional gratification of being assured a frustrated response from the second party.
food mmsing works best when you make small additional efforts to add vivid, concise text descriptions to the mms.
For example when food mmsing a picture of an iced coffee, here are some suggestions to complement the shot for maximum impact:
ie. "Nothing beats a delicious iced coffee with cream! Mmm, this is so delicious, want some?"
eg. "I am absolutely going to smash this immaculate iced coffee with soft sweet cream! pure indulgence!"
The picture of the food should be as clear as possible, and for maximum impact try holding up a spoonful / forkful of the food to the lens so the intended recipient knows it's on its way to your mouth.
Food mms;
A picture message of food someone is about to enjoy
(v).
food mmsing;
The rewarding act of sending someone you know a picture or video message of a meal which you are about to enjoy.
the reward can be sadistic in nature and comes from the
knowing that the person you are food-mmsing is stuck at the office eating a cold packed lunch, and/or that you are about to consume their favourite food and they are completely unable to join you in these affairs, and thus can proceed to enjoy the meal with the additional gratification of being assured a frustrated response from the second party.
food mmsing works best when you make small additional efforts to add vivid, concise text descriptions to the mms.
For example when food mmsing a picture of an iced coffee, here are some suggestions to complement the shot for maximum impact:
ie. "Nothing beats a delicious iced coffee with cream! Mmm, this is so delicious, want some?"
eg. "I am absolutely going to smash this immaculate iced coffee with soft sweet cream! pure indulgence!"
The picture of the food should be as clear as possible, and for maximum impact try holding up a spoonful / forkful of the food to the lens so the intended recipient knows it's on its way to your mouth.
Stef (sitting in office at the computer): *phone goes off*... *opens message* .... "Oh that bastard!"
Jack (also in office): "Anything the matter Stef?"
Stef: "That bastard arsehole friend of mine from school just sent me a picture of a coffee flan that he's about to eat, I love coffee flan!!"
Jack: "Har har har cop it sweet, sounds to me like you've just been hit with a food mms!!"
Jack (also in office): "Anything the matter Stef?"
Stef: "That bastard arsehole friend of mine from school just sent me a picture of a coffee flan that he's about to eat, I love coffee flan!!"
Jack: "Har har har cop it sweet, sounds to me like you've just been hit with a food mms!!"
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by bostoncasey December 17, 2016
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The Snicker foot is highly contagious and direct contact with the infected person should be avoided as well as any shoes or clothing that have been in contact with the infected foot.
The Snicker foot is highly contagious and direct contact with the infected person should be avoided as well as any shoes or clothing that have been in contact with the infected foot.
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