Mulch Disease

1. you ask questions over and over again.
2. you are a red head who has no red headed parents
3. Grandma Polly lives right next to you.
4. Your a slea slaw.
5. And you take 20 baths a day.

the cure is in these steps...

1. As a question once even if it kills you.
2. Ask your mom if you have any red heads in your family.
3. Ask why Grandma Polly lives next to you.
4. don't be a slea slaw.
5. don't take more than 2 baths a day.

"Don't you see that red headed slea slaw next to grandma polly's house. She must have the 'mulch disease'!" said Molly. "yah she asked me over and over again at school if i had a spare towel after her 12th shower at school after gym!" said Jamie

by CharliesKitty June 24, 2009

Furniture Disease

When a woman's breasts sag to their waist and/or further. They usually become smaller and wrinkly from beinging out of their original position.

Whoa! Your grandma's saggy tits really shows that she has a nasty case of furniture disease.

by Applesaucelord December 15, 2004

Chinese Disease

The correct term for Coronavirus or Covid-19.

I just got the Chinese Disease when I went to Wuhan, China.

by Doctor Trump March 18, 2020

Keyes Disease

The so called disease people get when they live in Key West, Florida. Symptoms include being a lazy drunk with who doesn't want to work and only wants to wake up and go to the bar.

He really had has shit together before he moved to Key West and got the Keyes Disease. Now he gets drunk twice a day and is two months behind on his rent.

by Diamond Davey February 5, 2010

kebab disease

When you are sick but you go to the doctor in Turkey instead of going to the doctor in your home country

Bruh I think I have the kebab disease finna go to Turkey

by Tacoboi69 August 29, 2019

diego disease

IS a person thats called diego and he has a disease and if u get close u can get sick.You always have to be alert,so you dont get it.

My friend has the Diego Disease

by Salcedopaula34 July 9, 2017

Trump’s Disease

When you die from an “unknown“ respiratory disease during the pandemic but we’re unable to get tested for COVID19.

Grandma and grandpa died of Trump’s disease and were cremated without a funnel.

by Linguist 2017 March 26, 2020