dad shirt

a type of shirt typically worn by dads and tourists; usually tropical patterned and/or from costco

“
I usually wear dad shirts with high waisted shorts and my birks.”

by hg_19 June 22, 2018

Hockey dad

A father of a hockey player who tends to relive their hockey career through their own kids. Often shows up after having a bit to much to drink. Usually very loud who yell slanderous things at the referees and other teams Found mostly in the upper Midwest.

Jake “Man that hockey dad was nuts, good thing they kicked him out!”
Thomas “Yeah he was callling the kids on the others team pussies and slamming PBRs

by Vineyard Tom 65 March 13, 2018

Dad Joke

A joke (typically a play on words) that is loaded with cheese and is lacking in originality and comedic value. Dad jokes are most often performed by people who have lost their way in the fields of comedy due to years of strenuous fatherhood and laboring in the workforce.

While it is possible for a dad joke to be genuinely enjoyable, the odds of that happening are slim to none.

'I'm hungry' "Hi hungry, I'm dad!" 'Dope dad joke bro I'm gonna go dig my own grave real quick thanks for that.'

by Ginrephiced E-file May 21, 2020

dad-zoned

1. A social tool used by a younger female to ward off a romantic advancement of an older non-related(by blood) male due to he having too much similarity in character and nature with the said female's biological father.

2. A variant of friend-zoned

3. Dad-zoned is not to be confused with the sugar daddy variant

Nemrac didn't like being hit on by Jason therefore she had to dad-zone him. Jason was dad-zoned.

by PandaExpress lover June 10, 2018

Dad slaw

The tangy, moist, excretion from the chode of an adult male, primarily a father of 2 or more. Typically in excess.

Ah gross! Bill left a snail trail of dad slaw on my couch.

by Slawdad July 18, 2018

divorced dad

quackity.

“hey! have you seen a divorced dad recently?”
quackity: 🧍

by h3atwaves_ April 19, 2021

American Dad

A great tv show commonly watch by younger adults it is about a dad who works in the C.I.A and his family.

Jake: Did you watch the last episode of American Dad? Sam: Yeah Stan really got the buisness

by Someguy173 October 18, 2018