"Why has Phil been walking like a penguin for the past few minutes?"
"He just took a penguin crap not too long ago."
"He just took a penguin crap not too long ago."
by Vanh0 October 22, 2011
Get the penguin crapmug. A fictional brand of soft-drink marketed and branded as the "in-drink" for people who are extremely lame. 1. If used in association with a person's name, it means that person is lame or a douchbag. 2. If used to refer to a beverage being consume at the time of use, it means the drink is of poor quality or suck.
1. Hey Zach, why don't you put down your crap-a-cola, finish your sandwich, and get the hell out of my house!
2. I'd like to buy the world a crap-a-cola.
2. I'd like to buy the world a crap-a-cola.
by poopstain devon May 10, 2008
Get the crap-a-colamug. Journalism that is conveyed as a "news" story, but in reality is pointless and insignificant, even though it typically draws a large crowd. Usually in the form of clickbait, lists, and about celebrities, but doesn't actually have any affect on the general public or society.
Guy 1: Did you hear that news story about how that celebrity wore a bikini in public?
Guy 2: Dude, that's not news. That's crap news. But do you have the picture?
Guy 2: Dude, that's not news. That's crap news. But do you have the picture?
by kcm556 June 2, 2017
Get the crap newsmug. When someone is unable to complete their sentence or bring across his point, whatever and crap or whatever and shit is substituted to complete the sentence.
by Telemachus the shepphard November 15, 2019
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Get the crap for brainsmug. by itisi November 13, 2007
Get the crap shootmug.