Connor

An awesome tall guy who prefers iPhone over android and likes soda and tv. He knows a lot of martial arts like karate, tae Kwon do, ju jitsu, moi tae, pretty much everything. Has brown hair and green eyes with a goofy but loving and caring personality. His hair is freaking long and wears glasses. If u are a Connor, you have most likely dated a wonderful blonde girl who is just like you and known since kindergarten. Connor will listen to you through everything you say if its not chores related. If you ever date or know a Connor (I'm a guy and this definition is on me LOL) then don't break his heart like the blonde girl just like him. If you know a Connor, don't make him mad or he will go karate kid on your ass (if you are a boy). The complete essence and era of awesome and coolness.

*connor walks over to his buddy group when they are felling crappy* sup guys, what's wrong?

Oh hey Connor. We just found out that Nathan's pet just died.

Aw man that sucks.
Well he did have bad hips.
He is in a better place where he has no displeasing and comfort forever

Wow Connor. I never know you liked animals
.

Are you kidding? Why else would I offer to take care of your guys' pets? I have a dog and cat and they are the nicest animals ever.

My dog loves tennis balls. You could say he is BALListic.

*everyone starts laughing their heads off*

You are the best, Connor!

by Ronnocwwefan April 22, 2013

Connie

Connie is a nice girl not skinny but not fat can get boys but works hard in the relationship were as the boys she pick are not very confident in the romantic way

A connie you need to keep hold of because if u let go there is a big chance they will never come back

Stev: im have found someone better
Connie:fine *and walks away*
*stev instantly regrets*

Stev:she was special

by Xoxo_annonoymus_xoxo January 2, 2019

Conner

The love of my life. Without him I don't know what I'd do. He's caring and is always able to tell when you're upset or down. He tries his best to cheer you up, but at the same time, he's empathetic. He has a funny sense of humor and cheers you up by either laughing at him (which he's usually laughing too) or with him. He's caring, funny, courteous, generous, reliable, and meaningful. He puts himself down a lot, and that's when you tell him that you love him for what he is.

I love Conner, and NOBODY will every take his place.

by Hoshiko123 February 13, 2017

Connor Franta

A youtuber with millions of fangirls for his heavily sponsored videos on YouTube.

Connor Franta: Hey guys! *shows off merch shirt* You shouldn't only buy my book in a book store, you should buy my book at Audible.com with MY promo code: ConnorFranta

by •.• May 29, 2016

Connor

A mother fucking douchebag. Has no honey. Spends all of his time looking up "good looking" girls on the Internet. Doesn't give a shit about relationships. He is narcisexual.

Person 1: I broke up with Connor
Person 2: Good for you!

by You got us saying #LEH December 8, 2015

CNN Confirmed It

The defining factor of whether something is true or not is based solely on this. If CNN has not confirmed it it isn't true, but if CNN confirmed it it is fact.

Guy 1: Is Michael Jackson dead?

Guy 2: Yes, CNN confirmed it.

by Fur Real June 25, 2009

dirty connie

Where a girl is giving a guy, usually a complete random and possibly homeless, a blowjob whilst simultaneously eating a KFC drumstick, while ALSO squatting over a second, similarly vagrant person, and defecating all over them.

Hey Alex, let's head down to the old dirty bird, i hear there's a chick handing out Dirty Connie's like it's christmas!

by Plumpton DJ's April 4, 2019