noun - A shame barricade created by parents to protect their hormonal teenage sons from doing the "Bad Touch" to other parents' daughters.
Also, an effective contraceptive.
Also, an effective contraceptive.
Parent Condom: "Oh, look here he is at 6 running around the yard naked.... Look at the little pipi!!!"
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When a person who has a correlation with an individual or group (no matter how loosely) that did something problematic or evil, is repeatedly asked by someone to “condemn” the problematic group with the purpose of placating the askers feelings rather than having a constructive dialogue about the subject matter.
Person B: “The situation in Gaza is terrible. I hope aid gets there soon to help the civilians.”
Person A: “But do you condemn Hamas?”
Person B: “I condemn anyone who kills innocent civilians.”
Person A: “But do you condemn Hamas? Why won’t you condemn Hamas? Do you support terrorism?”
Person B: “I just answered your question. Stop condemnsplaining.”
Person A: “But do you condemn Hamas?”
Person B: “I condemn anyone who kills innocent civilians.”
Person A: “But do you condemn Hamas? Why won’t you condemn Hamas? Do you support terrorism?”
Person B: “I just answered your question. Stop condemnsplaining.”
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Get the Condemnsplaining mug.A figure of speech, commonly used by political figures, to express discontent over an issue. It is often followed by little to no action to address the matter.
Essentially "we are not happy, but are powerless to do anything about it"
Essentially "we are not happy, but are powerless to do anything about it"
Human Rights Organizations: We strongly condemn acts of human rights violation taking place in China's autonomous regions.
China: We strongly condemn your false accusation and intervention on China's own political matters.
"Help! I can't swim!"
"Strongly condemned."
China: We strongly condemn your false accusation and intervention on China's own political matters.
"Help! I can't swim!"
"Strongly condemned."
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Get the Condom mug.1. When a dude has unprotected sex and immediately after regrets not putting a condom on.
2. When the one getting boned realizes there is no latex (or sheepskin if you're over 50) betwixt you both, you can exclaim "I condomeant to!"
2. When the one getting boned realizes there is no latex (or sheepskin if you're over 50) betwixt you both, you can exclaim "I condomeant to!"
FRIEND 1: Man, this chick I was banging was in her ketchup phase... I totally condomeant to after that discovery.
FRIEND 2: At least she wasn't in the "must-turd" phase.
FRIEND 2: At least she wasn't in the "must-turd" phase.
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