The Colostomizer is a particularly sexy motherfucker, specifically with respect to his relative skill at any of a number of competitive endeavors. Whether it be videogames, sports, or pissing contests, The Colostomizer will fuck you up so badly that, once he's done with you, you'll be in desperate need of a colostomy bag (read: your asshole will be loose to the point that you can no longer control when you take a shit).
Jesus H. Christ, The Colostomizer just skullfucked you through your asshole! How does it feel to get sodomized by a freight train?
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Medical marijuana registration card from Colorado, that is extremely easy to obtain, and costs only a bit more than a monthly bus pass. "Bus pass" for short.
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Get the Colorado bus pass mug.A phrase coined by Kanye West in one of his many blog rants. Used to express a feeling of extreme disagreement towards someone else's commands.
1."I CAN HEAR YOU SCREAMING 'COLOR INSIDE THE LINES!' WELL FUCK YOUR COLORING BOOK"
2. a) Boss: "No, this isn't what I wanted. Head back to your cubicle and re-draw the blueprints RIGHT NOW!!!"
b) Worker: "I'VE HAD IT WITH YOU AND YOUR DAMN BLUEPRINTS. FUCK YOUR COLORING BOOK!!! I'M OUTTA HERE!"
2. a) Boss: "No, this isn't what I wanted. Head back to your cubicle and re-draw the blueprints RIGHT NOW!!!"
b) Worker: "I'VE HAD IT WITH YOU AND YOUR DAMN BLUEPRINTS. FUCK YOUR COLORING BOOK!!! I'M OUTTA HERE!"
by Jaspamellz January 30, 2010
Get the Fuck your coloring book mug.Italian last name. There is one town located in Italy with only two last names, one of those names is Colombini. People with this last name are incredibly loud, funny, use their hands way too much, hot, fun, outgoing, talkative, more talkative, you can't shut them up!, they have corny jokes, they are the center of attention. People are always attracted to colombini's. You cannot win when your against a colombini, it is phsyically and mentally impossible.
Girl: UGH, that person! They are so popular! Everyone likes them over me and they have only known them for 2 days!! I've been around for years!
Boy: Yeah well they definitley live up to their name..
Girl: Such a colombini... There's no winning :(
A cute little italian bird that goes by the name of Colombini.
Boy: Yeah well they definitley live up to their name..
Girl: Such a colombini... There's no winning :(
A cute little italian bird that goes by the name of Colombini.
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Tiger smells spicy but musky at the same time.
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expensive but definetly worth it C:
Tiger smells spicy but musky at the same time.
from Ed Hardy by Christian Audigier
expensive but definetly worth it C:
Girl says;; OMG he was wearing Ed Hardy's Tiger cologne last night--it made me want to give him love bites and claw his back !!
by Life, Love, Luck May 16, 2008
Get the Tiger Cologne mug.One color to a specific person is viewed as another color to another specific person. Therefore one color to one person is a different color to another peroson, but those two specific people both know those two colors to be one specific color and one color to one of those specific people is viewed as another to another specific person.
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