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Chuck Hayes

One of the most "astonishing" free throw forms and shots ever seen.
NoobBaller: Man i my form sucks and my shooting percentage is below 25%..
Baller: Hah tell me about it. But at least its better than Chuck Hayes!
by ChrisKimSucks May 1, 2009
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dip chuckle

A dip chuckle is a silent laugh made by a person who has a wad of tobacco, dip, or snuff in their mouth. They immediately reach for their spit container, usually an empty soda bottle and spit so that they can reply or laugh audibly.
After Roy heard the joke, he could only dip chuckle until he got the lid off his spit bottle.
by Magikchef March 17, 2009
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chuckle Nuts

A group made up of two or more people with retard-like qualities.
Look at those chuckle nuts playing on the highway!!
by Dannie Desantie March 30, 2021
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Chuck Norris

1) Great martial artist. He'd kick any of your asses.
2) Horrible actor, don't kid yourself. Even HE knows he's not a good actor.
3) Star of many great movies (eg. Missing In Action) and TV shows (eg. Walker Texas Ranger).
4) Center of the internet craze of "Chuck Norris Facts", where people made up one liners about how amazing Chuck Norris is. They were hilarious when they came out in early-mid 2005, but now everyone and their dead grandma has heard these jokes, and they're getting old.

Chuck Norris himself has offered commentary on these jokes:
"I'm aware of the made up declarations about me that have recently begun to appear on the Internet and in emails as 'Chuck Norris facts.' I've seen some of them. Some are funny. Some are pretty far out. Being more a student of the Wild West than the wild world of the Internet, I'm not quite sure what to make of it. It's quite surprising. I do know that boys will be boys, and I neither take offense nor take these things too seriously. Who knows, maybe these made up one-liners will prompt young people to seek out the real facts as found in my recent autobiographical book, 'Against All Odds?' They may even be interested enough to check out my novels set in the Old West, 'The Justice Riders', released this month. I'm very proud of these literary efforts."
No matter how many people abuse these jokes, Chuck Norris' tears will ALWAYS cure cancer, yet he will NEVER cry!
by REDWHITEnCrue25 April 10, 2006
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up-chucker

Nickname of chuckie, created by the mentally retarded baby of the bike hill.
sounds more like the up-chucker to me!
by Potato Reborn March 8, 2004
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big black chuck

Huge african american man who will kick your ass if he comes home and finds you making out with his girlfriend on the couch.
Darrin was making out with booty-call on her couch when Big Black Chuck lumbered in. Big Black Chuck will have his way with you in more ways than one!
by Darrin May June 3, 2007
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chuck

High-top canvas Converse All-Star basketball shoe, bearing the signature of Chuck Taylor.
Dude went retro with a pair of white chucks.
by Anastassiou January 28, 2006
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