Canoe Pie

The easy profits made from a borrowed canoe.

Josh always uses his friend’s canoe for paid expeditions. He says making money is “easy as canoe pie.” Josh is dumb. His friend is dumber.

by His Dumber Friend March 16, 2021

Cannedbabies

The most important being in existence. A literal god

Cannedbabies finna make me shart😩🥴🥵🥵

by Cannedbabies March 18, 2021

canned grass

Slang term for edibles

Ay yo dawg, wanna get some canned grass later?We gettin liiiiiitttt.

by Just a guy on this horrifying March 21, 2021

Canned beaver

A Canned Beaver is what you call a girl who have a new cock every week.

Person 1: “Hey, did you hear about Ashley?”
Person 2: “Don’t mess with her man she’s on of those Canned Beavers.”

by randomfemale01 April 27, 2021

canoodling

The act of using the bathroom

“Hey have you seen Jon?” Yeah he went canoodling

by Raybanoutlet June 26, 2021

Canned

When a jock/bully throws someone in the school dumpster.

"Travis(jock): Look Conner(quarter back) canned the nerd"

by A knowing person July 25, 2021

Canned

To get in trouble for doing something your not supposed to be doing

Oh no! I got canned last night for going out

by Ahjajwjwksk August 10, 2021