Your brother your mother

this is legit deadass the worstest insult you can use on someone,worse than your mom gay, your dad lesbian and your granny a tranny say it out loud and every nigga within a 17 feet radius just dies as they hate their brother being their mother

john: your granny a tranny
you: oh yeah well your brother your mother
john: fucking dies

by Big_nigga103 March 19, 2018

Your brother a mother

A term that is worse than your granny a tranny and your sister a mister. It pertains to a man who doesn't have male parts

Tim: ur mom gay
John: ur granny a tranny
Tim: your brother a mother
John (slowly dies inside).

by Lit Drift March 18, 2018

your own special needs brother

having a weakness that you know makes your life miserable but you still do it because you have zero self-discipline.
however, it can always be argued that you just don't know better because you're like your own little special needs brother

dude: "i cheated on my girlfriend last night with that hot blonde. if she finds out she'll be bitchin' all week."
other dude: "just blame it on your own special needs brother."

by akronym87 April 27, 2008

John Wilkes Boothe

See Abraham Lincoln.

After you Abraham Lincoln a girl, save a little bit of your load and shoot her in the back of the head with it.

Hey baby, how would you like to receive an Abraham Lincoln tonight and possibly follow it up with a John Wilkes Boothe?

by crazy crackers March 4, 2009

Goofy Older Brother Syndrome

A condition most commonly pertaining to young men wherein every female he is attracted to automatically kicks him to the friend zone because she thinks of him as an older brother. This often occurs when a girl mistakes being a gentleman or a nice guy for being a pussy. Some girls go so far as to designate these poor bastards as their go-to "Shoulders to Cry on" when they repeatedly get shit on by the assholes they do date. -See the film "Sexdrive"

"Dude did you get anywhere with her last night?"

"No man, she told me it will never happen cause I'm too much like a brother to her and she doesn't want to ruin our friendship. I must have Goofy Older Brother Syndrome."

by SCF November 6, 2009

love you like a brother

A phrase commonly used by girls to blow off guys they are friends with or dating. It is especially painful for the latter, due to the fact that they have often sacrificed a lot and strong feelings for the girl.

Girl: I'm sorry I haven't been talking to you...I think I love you like a brother.
Boy: I have nothing...#crushed

by gravedanger March 20, 2012

brother blumpkin

A blumpkin involving two men. Also called a brother blumpy.

Also see reverse blumpkin, reverse brother blumpkin, cunnilumpkin, and reverse cunnilumpkin.

Ever since my butt hymen was broken, it's been much easier to execute the brother blumpkin with my buddies.

by Angry Hippie October 30, 2004