My leg is broken

Deliberately hurting oneself to get out of doing something.

Woman: Will you take the trash out?

Man: I can't. *Twists his leg* My leg is broken!

Woman: *Walks away in disgust*

Man: *Winks at the camera, then starts screaming in pain*

by Ubeenbamboozledson January 5, 2022

Broken hose

This term can be used to describe a man who struggles with ejaculation.

“I slept with Jimmy last night, he was rubbish!”
“Yeah i slept with him before, he has a broken hose!”

by elamenapee March 28, 2020

broken jumper

When your dick is to small to even work

Derek has a broken jumper

by 03logan01 September 14, 2016

Broken Whoopee Cushion

When you farted as you sneeze at the same time, used to hide the fart sounds.

PersonA "Aw, that sneeze was stanky, did you commit broken whoopee cushion?"
PersonB "Pffft, no." Proceeds to hide fart with sneezing.

by Donaja Marjun February 23, 2021

broken toilet

When an asian girl invites you over for anal

Kim Lee asked me to come over and fix her BROKEN TOILET

by DaddyKnows December 1, 2016

Broken English

one who is learning English but doesn't know much.

"She is trying to learn English but shes new, but she has some Broken English!"

by BestOfDefs March 7, 2022

bryce brain broken

When someone gets stuck in your head, saying "This is trueee", with pointing, when "this" and "true" has been used in close proximity.

the bryce brain broken syndrome:
"and for this reason, our statement is concluded as true" - presenters

"this is trueee *pointing*" - bryce's brain

by You'reReadingThisPseudonym February 27, 2024