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barnet

a cockney phrase for a new haircut.
"thats a great barnet!" - joe turner
by dirtybj January 4, 2012
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road bone

the occurunce of an unwanted erection during a ride in a car, truck boat, airplane, etc. usually occurs on long trips.
dude, i hope she doesnt see my road bone. I've had it since we left town and i cant get rid of it!
by powderhound February 27, 2010
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Barney's Franks

Specialty frankfurters encased in a skin, resembling a foreskin, with a center of cream cheese, which becomes runny when the frank is hot. To properly consume a Barney's Frank, the diner should first suck the cream cheese out of the frank, then stuff the entire frank down their throat. These franks can only be found in discriminating meat markets in the tenderloin districts of the Capitol Hill area of Washington, DC or Boston, MA.
Capitol Page #1: Let's go get some Barney's Franks for lunch!
Capitol Page #2: Yeah, Sabrette's on First Street NE has them!!
by BigBird1017 April 9, 2008
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Bad Bone

Person 1: Let's not move for those kids that are riding their bikes down the road.
Person 2: Woah, you're really bad bone.
by IAmGnarly June 1, 2011
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bizzy bone

d best rapper for me. one of those 5 thugs from cle who influenced me to rap. eventhough they broke up, they still d best thugs in d world. believe dat... buck, buck, buck, buck...!
faces of death, creepin on ah come up, east 1999, the art of war, the collection vol 1 n 2, thug world order, thug mentality 1999, heavenz movie, the gift, thug on da line, thug by nature, T.H.U.G.S., 5th dawg let loose, leatherface underground legends, book of bryon...!
by seven7hsign March 10, 2004
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Barneyphobia

This one time Barney was walking up to a kid to tell him "I love you" and he was running away screaming from him like he has Barneyphobia. It make sense since people are aware of a big fat purple dinosaur of a pedophile.
by Lucas_JWF February 16, 2009
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Barney Hole

A complete total moron and transvestite whose every thought is unoriginal. In fact, he is so unoriginal that he requires other dominant people (typically, a Revox) to supply his answers to him. When all else fails, he falls back on the typical "your mama" type of comeback.

He also follows the one known as Revox around like a lost puppy because of the above mentioned unoriginality and he adds nothing of substance to a message board -- not even comic relief. A Revox heavily relies on a Barney Hole as his toady right-hand man and massive tool who willingly throws himself on a grenade in order to protect his message board commanding officer.

In fact, when a Barney Hole or a Revox sees this definition it is almost a 100% certainty that a retaliation definition will be submitted to Urban Dictionary or other similar type of attack as a result. No one will view their counterattack as funny since no one like people who steal and plagiarize ideas, concepts and articles or bloggings. See first paragraph regarding the lack of individual thought processes or copying others ideas.

A Barney Hole is widely rumored to dwell in a rundown mobile home and pick through the trash of his fellow redneck hillbillies when he is not on a message board throwing around grade school put downs and typing up pre-formatted Mad Lib replies. He thinks his retorts are witty and hopes that a Revox will give his approval for a job well done although it's highly unlikely.
Message Board Douchebag: "Oh yeah? Well, your mama!"

Any other normal person: "Dude. Quit being such a Barney Hole. Do all of us a favor and kill yourself when you get home from your oil change job."
by Eureka 147 March 13, 2009
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