blow'dup 

when something is figuratively destroyed beyond repair

Carlos: Bro, I heard Jorge and Pearl got in a fight yesterday.
Donel: Yeah, I think their relationship just blow'dup.

blow'dup by bamofo March 29, 2009

Blow the Goat

1. Abject FAIL. Refers to a situation wherein a man, seeking pleasure from an attractive woman, spends much of his efforts, money and time on wooing said woman, but in the course of the evening, ends up philating a goat instead.

2. Description of an incident or string of incidents wherein everything has not gone your way, or has ended in shame or failure.

1. "My buddy was trying to mack on this chick, but got all drunk and puked on her and her friends. man, he totally blew the goat."

2. On my way to work today I ran over a kitten. At work I fucked up a huge account and lost the company over 9000 dollars. On the way home from work, I crashed my car. When I finally got home, my wife is packing and says she's leaving me and taking the kids. I went to get the gun to kill myself, but didn't have any bullets. Today really blew the goat.

3. I lost my job today. Man, this really blows the goat.

4. I wrote this all myself. Therefore I blow the goat.

Blow the Goat by skippytheheathen June 9, 2009

blow jog 

a sexual act where one person performs fellatio upon another person while they are jogging on a treadmill. An alternative involves a closed course, and necessitates that the member performing said act must be wearing roller skates.

Women's/Man's name gave me an amazing blow jog last night at a Bally Total Fitness.

blow jog by painted bird July 12, 2011

Blow Job Mints 

when you have XXX strong mints they are great for the man whos recieving head.

aww mate! you go any BJM's? {blow job mints}
its like getting head in your mouth ;)

Blow Job Mints by rioLOL January 14, 2009

Blow Job 

When A mouth covers the penis sucks lick's and creates pleasure

Hannah : Thanks Chad for taking me out your so sweet!
Chad : And thank you Hannah for sucking my dick your so sweet!
Hannah : Uh im not giving you a Blow Job for taking me to Burger King!
Chad : FINE pay for your own burger BITCH!
Hannah : You asshole I have no money on me!
Chad : Well looks like Chad is getting a Blow Job!
Hannah : FINE! Mmmm! Mmmmm! Mmmm! (Gag) (Gag) (Gag)
Chad : Oh Hannah your hair is so soft it makes me even harder! Ahhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhh!
Hannah : Are we done now?
Chad : No sweetie MORE!

Hannah : Uhhh! Mmmm! Mmmmm! Mmmm! (Gag) (Gag) (Gag)
Chad : Ohhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!
Hannah : So gross did you have to give me a facial!
Chad : Oh baby just think of it as a free milkshake!
Steve : Wow Hannah your so lucky giving Chad a Blow Job at Burger King I wish I was you!
Hannah : Shut The Fuck Up!
Chad : So Steve how about a Blow Job?
Steve : Mmmm! Mmmmm! Mmmm! (Gag) (Gag) (Gag)
Chad : Oh Steve! Oh Steve! Ahhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!
Burger King Manager : HEY GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE YOU FUCKIN FAGS!
Chad : No Problem we are done!
Steve : Mmmm! Yummy Milkshake!

Blow Job by SlopNChop February 5, 2019

blow gabriel 

A word originating from the play Anything Goes where the cast sings a song called "Blow Gabriel". Of course this refers to a blow job.

This blows more than Gabriel.

blow gabriel by Bobby December 6, 2004

blow a batch 

To ejaculate or cum.

I was so horny I knew I could blow a batch after jerking off for 10 seconds.

blow a batch by Topher I Am April 19, 2006